**Official Iowa vs. Michigan State Football Thread - 6:30pm - NBC**

[26.2]

We gonna fucking WIN

 

[Mitchandrsn]

Iowa -6.5 pretty much everywhere. O/U 41.5

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I look forward to this thread each week because I have no idea who we actually play otherwise.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Iowa -6.5 pretty much everywhere. O/U 41.5

Doug saw them -1,000,000

 

[KitKatApples]

He had it up on facebook. Again.

 

[BBK]

I look forward to this thread each week because I have no idea who we actually play otherwise.

I played your mom last night. Won by 3 holes

 

[Geese]

He had it up on facebook. Again.

He used to have it pinned at the top

 

[KitKatApples]

What a rascal

 

[Shawneemicks]

Iowa 16
MSU 23

 

[KitKatApples]

That's our boy

 

[BngHawk]

Iowa 16
MSU 23

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

I feel like we have tort claims against Iowa for having to hav watched the 21-23 offense

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

I played your mom last night. Won by 3 holes

How did you miss one?

 

[Fletch]

I feel like we have tort claims against Iowa for having to hav watched the 21-23 offense

 

[Billy Butters]

I played your mom last night. Won by 3 holes

It always goes extra holes with her. She is a tough gal raising a couple retards and all.

 

[brantshawks]

How did you miss one?

The one behind the knee?

 

[Truant]

The one behind the knee?

She’ll keep an eye out for you!

 

[Grape Ape]

How did you miss one?

3 strokes?

 

[3rd Generation Hawk]

Great stuff, gentlemen.

 

[BBK]

Id really like to see more throws to Kaleb. If that means giving a few more runs to Kamari and Jazz, that's fine.

We are underutilizing a skillset there

 

[BBK]

Michigan State is awful at tackling as a team. Very athletic DBs, however. Their corners and safties were probably better WRs than our WRs were in high school.

Run and keep running. Use Lachey. Sullivan. The game plan should be to throw <15 times. Use all of our RBs and wear them down.

They'll be able to move the ball. They drove on Ohio State the entire 1st half. But they are 2nd to last in D1 in turnovers per game at 2.8. I expect a 1st half freak out followed by a 2nd half celebration.

Iowa 27
MSU 13

 

[KitKatApples]

Michigan State is awful at tackling as a team. Very athletic DBs, however. Their corners and safties were probably better WRs than our WRs were in high school.

Run and keep running. Use Lachey. Sullivan. The game plan should be to throw <15 times. Use all of our RBs and wear them down.

They'll be able to move the ball. They drove on Ohio State the entire 1st half. But they are 2nd to last in D1 in turnovers per game at 2.8. I expect a 1st half freak out followed by a 2nd half celebration.

Iowa 27
MSU 13

I've got great news for you

 

[HerkyHopeful]

Michigan State is awful at tackling as a team. Very athletic DBs, however. Their corners and safties were probably better WRs than our WRs were in high school.

Run and keep running. Use Lachey. Sullivan. The game plan should be to throw <15 times. Use all of our RBs and wear them down.

They'll be able to move the ball. They drove on Ohio State the entire 1st half. But they are 2nd to last in D1 in turnovers per game at 2.8. I expect a 1st half freak out followed by a 2nd half celebration.

Iowa 27
MSU 13

That has been one of the biggest offensive disappointments this year.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

It's like they refuse to throw to him farther than 2 yards down the field

 

[The Dad]

That has been one of the biggest offensive disappointments this year.

It’s almost as if teams are scheming to take him away knowing our other options are limited.

 

[Lee Beevers]

It’s almost as if teams are scheming to take him away knowing our other options are limited.

Ahh yes, the many weapons we had during Sam LaPorta’s junior and senior seasons kept Iowa from targeting him much as well. Oh wait, that’s entirely incorrect. Lachey isn’t as good as previous tight ends Iowa has had. Also not having a retarded fag as offensive coordinator has probably been a factor.

 

[The Dad]

I have fond memories of our previous OC targeting Lachey, and subsequently All, so much that they both eventually became murdered.

 

[Shawneemicks]

It’s almost as if teams are scheming to take him away knowing our other options are limited.

He doesn’t seem to be moving as well either but that could partly be because he hasn’t been asked to go beyond 8 yds from the los

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

He doesn’t seem to be moving as well either but that could partly be because he hasn’t been asked to go beyond 8 yds from the los

He might not be going downfield because he can’t.

 

[Shawneemicks]

He might not be going downfield because he can’t.

Chicken or the egg Thomas

 

[HerkyHopeful]

He might not be going downfield because he can’t.

He didn't have any problems going downfield in 2022 or 2023 before injury.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Lachey is an average TE.

 

[The Dad]

Pre-injury 2023 Lachey was well above average. Had some spectacular contested catches.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

We was below well above average.

 

[Shawneemicks]

Always so negative

 

[The Dad]

We was below well above average.

Well said, dipshit.

 

[douglasbader]

Lachey is an average TE.

Nah, he just hasn't gotten the ball much yet. He's going to be a monster by the end of the season.

 

[KitKatApples]

We was below well above average.

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

Nah, he just hasn't gotten the ball much yet. He's going to be a monster by the end of the season.

He seems to be limping 90% of the time, which is understandable.

 

[The Dad]

He's going to be a monster by the end of the season.

Pardon?

 

[HerkyHopeful]

Lachey is an average TE.

False

 

[Shawneemicks]

I kind of feel like when Iowa guys get injured they send them to Keokuk or What Cheer for surgery. Their recoveries seem to confirm that often times

 

[Verbal]

They probably go to UIHC, tbh.

 

[Kamala]

They probably go to UIHC, tbh.

Underwood-Inwood-Holy Cross.

I didn’t even know those consolidated high schools had surgery programs

 

[AZmessDAWG]

True

 

[TurdBurgler]

Lachey is an average Iowa TE. That's more accurate.

I liked the wetjen sweep action last week and hope they do more of that. He is a quality weapon we just cant get him the ball.

 

[26.2]

Wetjen is gonna bust one sooner than later

 

[HerkyHopeful]

Wetjen is gonna bust one sooner than later

Same

 

[Hawk_Kegmasters]

Wetjen is gonna bust one sooner than later

And when he does, I’ll also be busting one.

 

[BBK]

Man, I fuckin love blowin loads