**Official Iowa vs. Michigan State Football Thread - 6:30pm - NBC**

[26.2]

Man, I fuckin love blowin loads

Me too. And I am so fucking good at it too.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[KitKatApples]

Man, I fuckin love blowin loads

 

[BBK]

Just blew my 3rd load today and my 6th in the last 24 hours.

I'm dehydrated

 

[BBK]

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[Hawk&Balls]

 

[Thanksgiving Dinner]

 

[Brad Wesley]

Pre-injury 2023 Lachey was well above average. Had some spectacular contested catches.

He looks slow.

 

[BVHawk95]

Gentlemen, Destroy Your Dick December is still 44 days away.

 

[KitKatApples]

Not in our hearts it isn't

 

[FrodoTBaggin]

Game day, bishes!

 

[FrodoTBaggin]

@Bovert you stupid little bitch. Lol!

 

[Hawkstrat]

Castro is a game time decision. Between Nwankpa finding his balls last week, Entringer and Lutmer, feels like a spot Iowa can handle a loss.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Entringer looks to have a high ceiling

 

[Uff Da]

Castro is a game time decision. Between Nwankpa finding his balls last week, Entringer and Lutmer, feels like a spot Iowa can handle a loss.

Castro has seemed less dominate this year. Entringer seems to be playing well. X needs to bring that energy each week

 

[Talkin' Goat]

Castro has seemed less dominate this year. Entringer seems to be playing well. X needs to bring that energy each week

Be better.

 

[Revolver]

God, I love that helmet.

Would marry it.

 

[TJones3312]

 

[TJones3312]

 

[douglasbader]

 

[douglasbader]

 

[KitKatApples]

We’re fucked

 

[Orestes]

 

[champion_thedrinker]

I appreciate Todd Blackledge channeling his inner Iowa fan and calling for the back up qb.

 

[WCFHawkeye]

The butt-fucking should be much worse.

 

[PoopyFaceTomatoNose]

Cade is 3/9 for 30 yards and Kirk won’t even give a thought to bringing Sullivan in. Kirk should be arrested.

 

[WizardHawk]

I just want it to be over. The game, the season, but mainly the KF era. It sucks and needs to go away.

 

[BluesHawk]

What a shitty Kirk’s son, Brian Ferentz first half. It's obvious from the start that Michigan St is stacking the box and selling out to stop the run, but god forbid we adjust on the fly. No deep shots, no misdirection, no nothing. Just crash into the line, try to ramrod it, and hope for the best. Even a QB change from that limp dick McNamara to an actual mobile ad semi-accurate QB might have loosened things up.

But no, no adjustments at all. Somebody should tell them they don't have to wait until half.

Defense is gassed already, and it's a fucking miracle we're still in the game. Hawks might still win, but that was an atrocious first half.

 

[douglasbader]

What a shitty Kirk’s son, Kirk’s son, Brian Ferentz first half. It's obvious from the start that Michigan St is stacking the box and selling out to stop the run, but god forbid we adjust on the fly. No deep shots, no misdirection, no nothing. Just crash into the line, try to ramrod it, and hope for the best. Even a QB change from that limp dick McNamara to an actual mobile ad semi-accurate QB might have loosened things up.

But no, no adjustments at all. Somebody should tell them they don't have to wait until half.

Defense is gassed already, and it's a fucking miracle we're still in the game. Hawks might still win, but that was an atrocious first half.

Not much you can do when your 6th year QB can't complete a simple pass.

 

[BluesHawk]

Not much you can do when your 6th year QB can't complete a simple pass.

You can absolutely do more. Take the deep shots anyway. Run counters. Or some of the other misdirection plays they ran last week. If your QB sucks, at least try to keep them all from crashing the LOS.

 

[The Tin Man]

What a shitty Kirk’s son, Kirk’s son, Brian Ferentz first half. It's obvious from the start that Michigan St is stacking the box and selling out to stop the run, but god forbid we adjust on the fly. No deep shots, no misdirection, no nothing. Just crash into the line, try to ramrod it, and hope for the best. Even a QB change from that limp dick McNamara to an actual mobile ad semi-accurate QB might have loosened things up.

But no, no adjustments at all. Somebody should tell them they don't have to wait until half.

Defense is gassed already, and it's a fucking miracle we're still in the game. Hawks might still win, but that was an atrocious first half.

 

[Monster]

I just want it to be over. The game, the season, but mainly the KF era. It sucks and needs to go away.

That's a strange sentiment.

 

[Monster]

Chiles does not look like a bright guy.

 

[The Dad]

Chiles does not look like a bright guy.

He’s making our white DBs look silly.

 

[The Dad]

No hitters on this defense. A bunch of high huggers.

Without Castro.

 

[The Tin Man]

No hitters on this defense. A bunch of high huggers.

Without Castro.

 

[KitKatApples]

Cade is 3/9 for 30 yards and Kirk won’t even give a thought to bringing Sullivan in. Kirk should be arrested.

I’ve had enough of Cade and Kirk Ferentz

 

[The Dad]

Which of these teams has the all American LBs?

 

[The Dad]

Are these fuckers coated in Vaseline?

 

[PoopyFaceTomatoNose]

MSU got away with a massive hold on Craig

 

[FrodoTBaggin]

No they didn't

 

[The Dad]

MSU got away with a massive hold on Craig

Schulte did a great job of blocking the DE.

 

[The Dad]

This Tanner Miller DB package leaves a lot to be desired.

 

[FrodoTBaggin]

Michigan state is a better team.

 

[Monster]

MSU got away with a massive hold on Craig

Sure as fuck did.

 

[The Dad]

Michigan state is a better team.

Not even close.

 

[PoopyFaceTomatoNose]

These announcers acting like Iowa still has any life is pretty cute

 

[Monster]

Not even close.

Tonight they are.

 

[Hawkstrat]

The defense was so soft. Nwankpa sucks. Nestor needs to hit the portal.

 

[The Dad]

Zero stops. They were just fucking clowning away on them too.