**Official Iowa vs USC Football Thread - 2:30pm - BTN**

[WCFHawkeye]

Grass field, we'll be slipping and sliding everywhere, wrong shoes, and USC will be laughing at us.

 

[chafedHawk]

Two inches of rain forecast. lol. That’s gonna be a no for me, dog.

 

[26.2]

Thank god I am in the dry club section!

 

[Hawk_Kegmasters]

I like wet song girls.

 

[The Tin Man]

 

[KitKatApples]

Thank god I am in the dry club section!

So is your wife's pussy!!!

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Oh

 

[WCFHawkeye]

My chair and couch will be dry Saturday, so let it pour out West. Tavern-time for me.

 

[chafedHawk]

Thank god I am in the dry club section!

I can’t figure out which rows are actually covered. Is it just the box seats or are the last rows of club seating also covered?

 

[The Dad]

So is your wife's pussy!!!

It’s not dry around my club.

 

[Geese]

Shitty weather for a meaningless game, crowd should be electric

 

[Mitchandrsn]

 

[KitKatApples]

It’s not dry around my club.

 

[26.2]

So is your wife's pussy!!!

What's this now??? My wife's pussy?????

 

[iowa4ever20]

Shitty weather for a meaningless game, crowd should be electric

I would not classify this game as meaningless for USC. If they win their next two against Iowa and Oregon they are going to the playoff at 10-2.

 

[Shawneemicks]

Is there a coach more overrated than Lincoln Riley? I doubt it

 

[ddevries]

Shitty weather for a meaningless game, crowd should be electric

Don’t watch then. You’re an Iowa fan, theoretically. More often than not, the last third of the season has never been national title relevant.

 

[KitKatApples]

What's this now??? My wife's pussy?????

 

[Mr. Hawk]

Last night I was told by a former prominent poster and former LA resident not to trust the rain forecast.

 

[BBK]

Last night I was told by a former prominent poster and former LA resident not to trust the rain forecast.

 

[26.2]

Last night I was told by a former prominent poster and former LA resident not to trust the rain forecast.

The only thing prominent with that poster is his belly

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Hawklax?

 

[Orestes]

Last night I was told by a former prominent poster and former LA resident not to trust the rain forecast.

An old friend of mine told me that the weather men in LA would predict rain on days they expected to be perfect just so there would be more openings on the golf courses.

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

Last night I was told by a former prominent poster and former LA resident not to trust the rain forecast.

this forecast is not particularly complicated

 

[chafedHawk]

Yeah this is just a typical fall atmospheric river firehose situation so you will want to batten down the hatches, matey.

I think I'm going to sit this out but if I do go, I'm wearing my damn foulies.

 

[gohawkeyes811]

Shitty weather for a meaningless game, crowd should be electric

Let's be honest. Iowa is never going to win a NC, so every game you choose to watch is meaningless.

 

[Brownzy]

Let's be honest. Iowa is never going to win a NC, so every game you choose to watch is meaningless.

FUCK!!

 

[Shawneemicks]

I’d just wanna start winning the off season like in Ames

 

[KitKatApples]

Or just beating them

 

[26.2]

Yeah this is just a typical fall atmospheric river firehose situation so you will want to batten down the hatches, matey.

I think I'm going to sit this out but if I do go, I'm wearing my damn foulies.

Just think of all dem wet tittteeezzz out there!!!!

 

[KitKatApples]

I am

 

[douglasbader]

I'll be there, boyz. I'm in LA now. Let's get a win.

 

[KitKatApples]

 

[26.2]

I'll be there, boyz. I'm in LA now. Let's get a win.

Were you able to locate the LA branch of It's Brothers! yet?

 

[douglasbader]

Were you able to locate the LA branch of It's Brothers! yet?

No, but I located your mom on the corner of Wilshire and Santa Monica offering up her cooch for quarters.

 

[Geese]

No, but I located your mom on the corner of Wilshire and Santa Monica offering up her cooch for quarters.

Noted

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Check out the 3” from Doug in LA!!

 

[cloudhawk]

That's a pretty busy intersection- bet she does well!

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

Considering it’s in Beverly Hills those prices would wildly undercut anyone else working out there.

 

[KitKatApples]

Every night

 

[Verbal]

Every night

 

[newsbreaker]

Considering it’s in Beverly Hills those prices would wildly undercut anyone else working out there.

She throws in free scabs to repeat customers. A real innovator.

 

[26.2]

She throws in free scabs to repeat customers. A real innovator.

What a try-hard dipshit.

 

[26.2]

No, but I located your mom on the corner of Wilshire and Santa Monica offering up her cooch for quarters.

Better save those quarters of yours if you expect to get yourself a club ticket!!

 

[KitKatApples]

Better save those quarters of yours if you expect to get yourself a club ticket!!

Who do you think is making the popcorn up there!

 

[26.2]

Who do you think is making the popcorn up there!

I am gonna buy a bag just to dump on his fucking head!!

 

[Mr. Hawk]

No, but I located your mom on the corner of Wilshire and Santa Monica offering up her cooch for quarters.

Making my way there now...

 

[Hawk&Balls]

 

[nolookpass]

 

[Dr. Zaius]

They probably post here