**Official Iowa vs USC Football Thread - 2:30pm - BTN**

[26.2]

No, but I located your mom on the corner of Wilshire and Santa Monica offering up her cooch for quarters.

What time you showing up for the NIL basketball game watch on Friday night??!!

 

[jandj]

Are they from Hudson?

 

[jandj]

and dudes named Kyle are fags.

 

[BngHawk]

and dudes named Kyle are fags.

@Kyle

 

[26.2]

and dudes named Kyle are pussyfags.

100%

 

[WCFHawkeye]

I know a Kyle who isn't a fag. Good guy.

 

[BngHawk]

I know a Kyle who isn't a fag. Good guy.

Same. One of my best friends.

 

[RecreationalGynecologist]

and dudes named Kyle are fags.

all queers

 

[WCFHawkeye]

all queers

Didn't say he wasn't queer, just not a faggot.

 

[douglasbader]

Ticket prices collapsed and will be almost free by the time the game starts. I secured my ticket, and like 50 Cent, you can find me in the Club (level).

 

[KitKatApples]

like 50 Cent, you can find me in the Club, popcorn in a tub.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Grease those hands and give him a rub

 

[Mr. Hawk]

My son randomly said while walking around Santa Monica: “why is is no one fat here?”

 

[SteadyEddy]

Recently a friend of a friend from the Twin Cities invited her LA area girlfriend to visit. She said she was loving the midwest because its full of burly tall men and Cali is filled with short weenies.

 

[brantshawks]

Recently a friend of a friend from the Twin Cities invited her LA area girlfriend to visit. She said she was loving the midwest because its full of burly tall men and Cali is filled with short weenies.

What about burly tall men with short weenies?

 

[cloudhawk]

Ticket prices collapsed and will be almost free by the time the game starts. I secured my ticket, and like 50 Cent, you can find me in the Club (level).

*da club

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

What about burly tall men with short weenies?

Yea?

 

[6deuce]

What about burly tall men with short weenies?

Asking for a friend

 

[Stu Beagle]

Flood conditions and evacuations now for SoCal.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Flood conditions and evacuations now for SoCal.

So Mr hawks attendance was confirmed?

 

[26.2]

Ticket prices collapsed and will be almost free by the time the game starts. I secured my ticket, and like 50 Cent, you can find me in the Club (level).

What section????

 

[KitKatApples]

Only one question mark is necessary

 

[cloudhawk]

I think he's questioning...

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

Only one question mark is necessary

 

[ddevries]

If you want to keep CFP hope alive you probably shouldn’t, here’s the teams you hope to see lose. Keep in mind ACC Champ will come out of that group or Duke as well.

 

[26.2]

Ticket prices collapsed and will be almost free by the time the game starts. I secured my ticket, and like 50 Cent, you can find me in the Club (level).

How much did you pay????????????

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

It is raining cock and balls right now.

 

[6deuce]

It is raining cock and balls right now.

@AZmessDAWG

 

[Mr. Hawk]

Ticket prices collapsed and will be almost free by the time the game starts. I secured my ticket, and like 50 Cent, you can find me in the Club (level).

Those Club seats have a roof?

 

[Mr. Hawk]

Holy hell. Just czeched SeatGeek. Mouse @douglasbader is correct. USC people selling all their tickets for like 1/4 of what I paid for mine.

 

[Mr. Hawk]

I will say that it was weird walking on Venice Beach this morning and someone from a beachside cafe yells out my name. Law school classmate who lives 3 blocks from me.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

@6deuce

Fify

 

[douglasbader]

Those Club seats have a roof?

No, but an overhang supposedly, but either way inside access and all the stuff that goes with it.

 

[KitKatApples]

Handjobs?

 

[Hawk&Balls]

They're the USC Trojans, not USC jerkoffs

 

[ddevries]

If you want to keep CFP hope alive you probably shouldn’t, here’s the teams you hope to see lose. Keep in mind ACC Champ will come out of that group or Duke as well.
View attachment 67430

Step 1 - Louisville loses.

 

[Talkin' Goat]

They're the USC Trojans, not USC jerkoffs

 

[Revolver]

I’m in LA, boyz. Brought the same poncho from last week again.

BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES, MATIES!

 

[Mr. Hawk]

I’m in LA, boyz. Brought the same poncho from last week again.

BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES, MATIES!

It’s a monsoon

 

[26.2]

No, but an overhang supposedly, but either way inside access and all the stuff that goes with it.

What section are you and your friends in?

 

[KitKatApples]

Doesn’t look like he plans on fucking you out there

 

[Hawk&Balls]

You can't be sure of that

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Step 1 - Louisville loses.

step 2, put your dick in the box

 

[ivan_drago]

What section are you and your friends in?

Ask again. This time he’ll tell you. It’s not weird. Just keep asking.

 

[Herbie2]

Best part of being on the West Coast....9 AM college football.
Worst part of being on the West Coast....being up at 4 AM with nothing to do.

 

[hawkeyealum]

You could jerk off

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Is that limited to @Herbie2

 

[Kamala]

You could jerk off

Then you’d still be facing the same problem at 4:10 AM

 

[Herbie2]

 

[gingerbread_man]

Seems not great, Bob