**Official Iowa vs. Washington Football Thread - 8:00pm - FOX/FS1**

[Monster]

You gonna get some snacks, buddy?

My God yes.

 

[FrodoTBaggin]

There is zero better in this world than iowa football imposing their will in the running game. Still half drunk.

 

[cloudhawk]

Yeah, yeah. His 6 tackles were fine. He's good. Im glad

 

[BBK]

My God yes.

I used to get a big ol bag of tostitos and 2 big jars of their jalapeno cheese dip. Then ex Mrs. BBK would usually cook my up some tacos, wings, stuffed jalapenos, or tots.

Then I would just watch football from 11am until midnight Saturday, eating like a walrus looking fuck.

Those actually were some good times. Then I'd post on HaLo all bombed from Vella boxed wine

 

[The Dad]

I used to get a big ol bag of tostitos and 2 big jars of their jalapeno cheese dip. Then ex Mrs. BBK would usually cook my up some tacos, wings, stuffed jalapenos, or tots.

Then I would just watch football from 11am until midnight Saturday, eating like a walrus looking fuck.

Those actually were some good times. Then I'd post on HaLo all bombed from Vella boxed wine

You were 2 rugrats and a cul-de-sac ranch away from being Pudd.

 

[Fletch]

Whamo likes ranch.

 

[Monster]

Whamo likes ranch.

It's not my favorite, tbh.

 

[IowaWigman]

I used to get a big ol bag of tostitos and 2 big jars of their jalapeno cheese dip. Then ex Mrs. BBK would usually cook my up some tacos, wings, stuffed jalapenos, or tots.

Then I would just watch football from 11am until midnight Saturday, eating like a walrus looking fuck.

Those actually were some good times. Then I'd post on HaLo all bombed from Vella boxed wine

Tarps broken out at halftime with edging in between?

 

[KitKatApples]

It's not my favorite, tbh.

 

[BBK]

Tarps broken out at halftime with edging in between?

She wasn't a huge fan of giving blowjobs. As you might recall she would give me doubled handed screwdriver handjobs and talk dirty.

That used to make me come in a hurry for some reason

 

[Fair and Balanced]

Xavier Styles is gonna be a player.

I like that cat.

 

[Fair and Balanced]

Disagree. That game made today awesome, can watch all the other games knowing Iowa is 5-1 and has 2 weeks to heal up and get better going into the second half of the season.

With no bad injuries to boot.

 

[Shawneemicks]

What’s the word on Phillips? Same ankle? That looked like several weeks to me

 

[HerkyHopeful]

She wasn't a huge fan of giving blowjobs. As you might recall she would give me doubled handed screwdriver handjobs and talk dirty.

That used to make me come in a hurry for some reason

Can you clarify what this is for those of us who are less informed?

 

[HerkyHopeful]

What’s the word on Phillips? Same ankle? That looked like several weeks to me

It looked like kirk should have sent in his 15th string offensive lineman on the next play to spear that Washington homo

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Can you clarify what this is for those of us who are less informed?

Two handed, opposite directions

 

[Pedro]

There is zero better in this world than iowa football imposing their will in the running game. Still half drunk.

Which half?

 

[Shawneemicks]

Djv looked pretty hobbled on the one TD. Same thing he’s been dealing with?

 

[douglasbader]

Djv looked pretty hobbled on the one TD. Same thing he’s been dealing with?

How many concern trolling for attention posts are you going to make this morning? All that last night and literally the only things you are asking about is negative shit. Shut the fuck up.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

How the fuck would we know

 

[douglasbader]

Iowa blows out a team as a 3.5 point underdog and scores 41 points.

Retard Shawneee's posts this morning - "Oh geez, are these key players injured and how will that affect my ability to troll and tell everyone how much Iowa is a fraud and sucks????"

 

[KitKatApples]

NOT SURE

 

[Kerky]

Preston Ries had a good game and my does that boy play all out and hit hard.

 

[CamelTones]

Preston Ries had a good game and my does that boy play all out and hit hard.

I think they’ve identified his role. Probably too aggressive to be an every down linebacker and potentially too small to bulk up to defensive end. So just have him be a head hunter on 3rd and longs as well as special teams.

 

[Creed]

Gonna be a long 14 days. Hopefully some other teams on the schedule get physically wrecked a bit over these weeks.

 

[Shawneemicks]

How many concern trolling for attention posts are you going to make this morning? All that last night and literally the only things you are asking about is negative shit. Shut the fuck up.

Dougie, Dougie, Dougie, why so angry? Hawks won, it’s a beautiful Saturday. Relax and have a juice box or two

 

[HCPhawk]

I thought this game was a loss. If I could predict this shit then I wouldn't have to work for a living. By far the best they've looked on both sides of the ball against an actual opponent. The D gave up some passing yards but I put a lot of that on some absolute bullshit PI calls. I will never, ever get tired of watching Iowa Football imposing its' will just pounding teams with the running game. It's football porn.

Heck has to be the QB. I've seen enough. Quicker release, more accurate, just seems more confident in the pocket. He's supposed to be the "risky" pick, I don't see it at all, if anything Hank seems more INT prone and he could easily have 4 or 5 more at this point.

I was hoping for 4-2. We're 5-1. Minnesota, Northwestern, Nebrantska, hell even Wisconsin look like they could be tough games though. Should be fun!

 

[RazHawk]

It should be Heck just cuz of his confidence and it's the first time I've ever heard a QB use fuckin jump as a cadence.

 

[RazHawk]

They want it to be Hank for the deep ball/stronger arm, but you're gonna win more games with a QB that can consistently complete 5-15 yard passes, that is not Hank.

 

[douglasbader]

It's basically a shittier less talented version of Ruddock vs. Beathard. It's obvious who the choice should be.

 

[Mr. Hawk]

Hopefully with the QB he was proven wrong already this year. And has now fixed the glitch.

Yeah I’m not sure you understand KF

 

[Hawk&Balls]

It's basically a shittier less talented version of Ruddock vs. Beathard. It's obvious who the choice should be.

Which is why it'll be brown

 

[douglasbader]

Which is why it'll be brown

It ended up being Beathard.

 

[Stu Beagle]

Kirk 6.0 picks Heck

 

[Monster]

I think they’ve identified his role. Probably too aggressive to be an every down linebacker and potentially too small to bulk up to defensive end. So just have him be a head hunter on 3rd and longs as well as special teams.

A linebacker who is too aggressive? And he's plenty big. He's going to be a very good linebacker. In fact, with Buffington and Weiskopf Iowa is set for the next couple years. Unless Buffington goes pro. Which would be amazing since he's not very good.

 

[Mr. Hawk]

KF will have one of his 14 analysts monitoring the media and message boards this week. Every mention of Heck will increase his odds of starting Brown.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

A linebacker who is too aggressive? And he's plenty big. He's going to be a very good linebacker. In fact, with Buffington and Weiskopf Iowa is set for the next couple years. Unless Buffington goes pro. Which would be amazing since he's not very good.

He’s “fine”.

 

[Stu Beagle]

Doesn’t Kirk have a can’t lose job to injury policy?
That’s fine for other positions as you’re rotating guys in and out anyway. But QB is different.

 

[Pedro]

Dougie, Dougie, Dougie, why so angry? Hawks won, it’s a beautiful Saturday. Relax and have a juice box or two

I'm not sure why, but this cracked me up.

 

[Pedro]

He’s “fine”.

Leave it to AZ to comment on the man's looks.

 

[CamelTones]

A linebacker who is too aggressive? And he's plenty big. He's going to be a very good linebacker. In fact, with Buffington and Weiskopf Iowa is set for the next couple years. Unless Buffington goes pro. Which would be amazing since he's not very good.

I’m talking aggressive to the point that he’s out of position. I’d also be a little surprised if the starters next year are not Buffington and Manson. Weiskopf is currently Van Kekerix back up. Gaucher will also be in the mix.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Someone will leave at some point, but LB is stacked for the foreseeable future.

 

[Monster]

I’m talking aggressive to the point that he’s out of position. I’d also be a little surprised if the starters next year are not Buffington and Manson. Weiskopf is currently Van Kekerix back up. Gaucher will also be in the mix.

We shall see.

 

[CleteyColgate]

Friday games absolutely suck when Saturday rolls around, especially going into a bye.

All momentum lost. 13 days of nothing.

Iowa should have tried to lose in order to be extra motivated against Minnesota

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

Yeah I’m not sure you understand KF

I am certain I don’t

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

 

[douglasbader]

AI is a disease.

 

[jandj]

What an awesome win. Hecklinski played great, so did the defense, and just about every aspect looked incredible. But, the play calling from Lester really stood out. The out and up to Reese, using both TE’s in short yardage pick ups, and TD leak outs. As well as blowing open running lanes.
The crowd was loud and visible. Really represented well.
That was one of the more fun wins in awhile.
But, now Kirk has the QB question in front of him, which he has never handled well.
But, a fun problem to have at 5-1, with a week to rest.

Edit: And I thought RGIII was really good as a broadcaster. I was impressed.
They were really backing Hecklinski.

Sorry Pine, had to rescind the “like” after your edit. I thought RG3 was terrible. Not so much his context but he talked non stop. Sometime (most times) less is more.

 

[champion_thedrinker]

Not sure we learned a lot about the qb situation other than the play calling was completely different. Washington looked completely lost on defense, more than any Iowa opponent I can remember.

 

[Orestes]

Shut the fuck up, retard.

This post should have far more likes than it currently does.