**2017–18 Offseason Thread**

[Geese]

Anyone know if Matt's wife will be there?

 

[Bob Sanders]

A lot of big weight gains. Young guys like Beyer, Colbert, Cook, Creamer, and Doyle are now at viable playing weights to contribute this year.

 

[Bob]

Hell yeah the punter is getting jacked

 

[Jimmie Dimmick]

Stanley at 242

 

[Gushawk]

A lot of big weight gains. Young guys like Beyer, Colbert, Cook, Creamer, and Doyle are now at viable playing weights to contribute this year.

Kallenberger too

 

[jabberjaw]

Hell yeah the punter is getting jacked

Or fat.

 

[Tugboat]

Stanley at 242

At 6’5”, he’s fine. The dude did have thin arms last year. Not that he needs huge guns, but his frame can certainly handle more weight.

 

[CamelTones]

Geno Stone 209

 

[Hawk_Kegmasters]

Stanley at 242

At 6’5”, he’s fine. The dude did have thin arms last year. Not that he needs huge guns, but his frame can certainly handle more weight.

Probably see a bit more of this at 242.

 

[Bob]

A lot of big weight gains. Young guys like Beyer, Colbert, Cook, Creamer, and Doyle are now at viable playing weights to contribute this year.

Kallenberger too

Really think he has a good chance to start at guard before the year is over

 

[Thanksgiving Dinner]

Stanley at 242

 

[The Full Monte]

Colbert at 234 makes me feel a lot better about his move to LB

 

[Harlan]

Stanley at 242

At 6’5”, he’s fine. The dude did have thin arms last year. Not that he needs huge guns, but his frame can certainly handle more weight.

Probably see a bit more of this at 242.

FUCKING BONER TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[RecreationalGynecologist]

Stanley at 242

At 6’5”, he’s fine. The dude did have thin arms last year. Not that he needs huge guns, but his frame can certainly handle more weight.

Thin arms? LoL

 

[Monster]

Kallenberger is a mauler.

 

[hawkeyealum]

Brandon Smith is a monster at 220

 

[Tugboat]

Stanley at 242

At 6’5”, he’s fine. The dude did have thin arms last year. Not that he needs huge guns, but his frame can certainly handle more weight.

Thin arms? LoL

You must have noodle arms.

 

[Herky823]

Jeff Christensen says if his arms get too big they might inhibit his throwing motion

 

[douglasbader]

At 6’5”, he’s fine. The dude did have thin arms last year. Not that he needs huge guns, but his frame can certainly handle more weight.

Thin arms? LoL

You must have noodle arms.

 

[KitKatApples]

That's not me that's my tank top

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Kallenberger is a mauler.

Yeah I hear that kid is borderline vicious. Actually I hear the entire young group is a bunch of bad mofos.

 

[douglasbader]

Kallenberger is a mauler.

Yeah I hear that kid is borderline vicious. Actually I hear the entire young group is a bunch of bad mofos.

Lol. You didn't hear shit mother fucker.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Whamo has a better chance of hearing something

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Kallenberger is a mauler.

Yeah I hear that kid is borderline vicious. Actually I hear the entire young group is a bunch of bad mofos.

Lol. You didn't hear shit mother fucker.

You are right. It was via WhatsApp.

 

[Bob Sanders]

Yes, I used Kakert's tweet. Just because he tweeted them separately so they would show up better here.

Edit: Dammit, he fucking cut off the positions.

 

[Hawk_Kegmasters]

@HawkLax6 @HawkLax6 @HawkLax6 @HawkLax6 @HawkLax6 @HawkLax6

 

[Bob Sanders]

Wirfs LT and Jackson RT is interesting.

 

[Wayne Rogers]

So 2 senior "starters" on D and 3 senior starters on O (plus one for the kicker)

 

[Bob Sanders]

So 2 senior "starters" on D and 3 senior starters on O (plus one for the kicker)

Matt Nelson is out for the spring I think, he would be another.

 

[douglasbader]

They always have to have one infuriating decision, and that decision is Gervase over Stone.

 

[Bob]

Wirfs LT and Jackson RT is interesting.

Kinda felt like that was coming after the bowl game.

Excited for people to be way too angry about AJE not being the nominal starter

 

[Bob Sanders]

Dammit

 

[Bob]

Nixon is a real bummer. The dline should be good in pass rush situations but they're really lacking true DT bodies and he would have played.

I kinda like Harrell as a DB but they've recruited really well there and badly need bodies at RB without Toks around

 

[Stu Beagle]

I doubt Nixon ever plays a down at Iowa

 

[douglasbader]

That sucks about Nixon but is the one position where they aren't going to be in bad shape without him. Nelson, Nelson, Hesse, Reiff, Hesse, Epenesa should be damn good.

 

[Stu Beagle]

They always have to have one infuriating decision, and that decision is Gervase over Stone.

at least Gervase is a senior

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

Nixon can GFH. Get your fucking shit done.

 

[MikeyJoe]

Nixon can GFH. Get your fucking shit done.

There is absolutely zero excuse for a D1 player who is not in a coma to be academically ineligible.

 

[nolookpass]

That sucks about Nixon but is the one position where they aren't going to be in bad shape without him. Nelson, Nelson, Hesse, Reiff, Hesse, Epenesa should be damn good.

Yeah that would be awesome if a single one of those guys was a natural defensive tackle

 

[turtley78]

Welcome to KF's dog house, ISM...

 

[Bob Sanders]

Nixon can GFH. Get your fucking shit done.

Slow the fuck down. It appears that this is still from his freshman/sophomore in HS issues. No indication that he has done anything wrong in college.

 

[Bob Sanders]

Welcome to KF's dog house, ISM...

Also this:

 

[douglasbader]

What the fuck is going on here??

 

[Herky823]

Welcome to KF's dog house, ISM...

Also this:

It's entirely possible Mark neglected to put a *snort* after the phone comment.

 

[Bob]

ISM was second team last year too and still played a lot. It's not like they're only going to play two WRs. Seems like it's probably more them rewarding Brandon Smith for having a good off-season on the weight room than anything else.

 

[Bob]

They always have to have one infuriating decision, and that decision is Gervase over Stone.

Hey good news maybe

 

[Swingin' Dick Stanzi]

They always have to have one infuriating decision, and that decision is Gervase over Stone.

Hey good news maybe

Hopefully Gervase can also transition to not playing anymore.

 

[Hawk_Kegmasters]

I honestly thought Gervase would play worse than he did, but Stone proved to be a difference maker out there and better be the starter come fall.

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

Welcome to KF's dog house, ISM...

He's Wadley 2.0. Didn't gain any weight per the roster. Too outgoing east coast. Exceptional talent.

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]