**2024/2025 Iowa Football Offseason & Transfer Portal Thread**

[Hawk&Balls]

would u rather edge to PSU or Oregon?

I would assume the fancy fucks of HawkeyeLounge.com have the means to edge at both

 

[Bonner]

0-3 would be a boner killer.

Shots fired!!1!

 

[KitKatApples]

*their

Thank you

 

[Mr. Hawk]

I think we've got a better shot at PSU, so I'll likely be edging for that one.

 

[Stu Beagle]

Oregon is better at nearly every position. Still, Kinnick in November, I don’t hate our chances

 

[Silky Johnson]

They very nearly lost to a shitty Wisconsin team last year in a similar situation too.

 

[HerkyHopeful]

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Lands?

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Maybe he flew over

 

[Monster]

He's a great white whale.

 

[Mysterio]

it prolly just means that the current offensive line depth sucks. nothing to worry about

 

[KitKatApples]

He's a walk on FFS

 

[B19Rob]

I bet he is a really nice kid with a good GPA too

 

[Mysterio]

roster limits

 

[Hawk&Balls]

I bet he is a really nice kid with a good GPA too

Parents are probably still together

 

[Mr. Hawk]

that's racist

 

[CamelTones]

roster limits

They’re likely to expand back out.

 

[Pedro Gomez]

Parents are probably still together

Booo

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

Dude is going to be “working on his dissertation” this fall, lol.

 

[Debit One]

Dude is going to be “working on his dissertation” this fall, lol.

"A study of the impact of sorority membership on the degree of sexual experimentation exhibited by college age women." By Mark M.F. Gronowski

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

"A study of the impact of sorority membership on the degree of sexual experimentation exhibited by college age women." By Mark M.F. Gronowski

Gotta be engineering themed -

“Theoretical Maximums on Female Holes that can be Plugged by Penus Over Short Intervals”

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

Gotta be engineering themed -

“Theoretical Maximums on Female Holes that can be Plugged by Penus Over Shortly Intervals”

 

[Fair and Balanced]

"A study of the impact of sorority membership on the degree of sexual experimentation exhibited by college age women." By Mark M.F. Gronowski

 

[Hawk24]

Really nice article about Tim Lester's offense that offers a glimmer of hope that we might see a leap forward in production this season.

 

[CleteyColgate]

70% of this board said Lester was a shitty hire

 

[BluesHawk]

Really nice article about Tim Lester's offense that offers a glimmer of hope that we might see a leap forward in production this season.

 

[Herky823]

70% of this board said Lester was a shitty hire

Not me. I predicted Iowa would win 15 games with him at the helm of the offense.

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

70% of this board said Lester was a shitty hire

He still could be.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

and that would still be an improvement

 

[Shawneemicks]

It really is staggering how awful Brian was

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

It really is staggering how awful Brian was

It is.

In year two, success is no longer just not the worst in the history of football.

 

[KitKatApples]

Didn't they actually move into the 70's for total offense last year?

 

[nikolausp]

Didn't they actually move into the 70's for total offense last year?

72

 

[Gushawk]

I wanted Johns, but have been pleasantly surprised by Lester. Very grateful to BDBG.

 

[Mysterio]

hard to judge last year as despite having an ultra talented rusher who really could jump start any offense they had no quarterback to speak of for the 5th year in a row. this year might be the opposite with an established quarterback but a rushing offense that will need to grow fast

 

[L. Wade Childress]

70% of this board said Lester was a shitty hire

he was

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

Fuck both of you morons into the sun

 

[Fair and Balanced]

I like Lester and am optimistic about what he can do but whenever I hear about ridiculously complex “terminology” it drives me nuts. If something takes a long time to understand it’s poorly designed. That’s even more important now that rosters turn quicker.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

we replaced a basketball coach who loved offense and whites with a coach that loves defense and whites even more.

we replaced an offense that was so complex that it took YEARS to master yet produced the worst results in the country with an offense that’s even more complex in an era where rosters turn over even more quickly.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

When are we replacing lwade

 

[KitKatApples]

72

 

[Brownzy]

You keep talking about roster turnover as if that's a problem at Iowa. It isn't, and that was the point of the fucking article. Jesus.

 

[Fair and Balanced]

You keep talking about roster turnover as if that's a problem at Iowa. It isn't, and that was the point of the fucking article. Jesus.

Yeah our QB has been here for five years so he mastered the language ten months ago.

 

[Monster]

I like Lester and am optimistic about what he can do but whenever I hear about ridiculously complex “terminology” it drives me nuts. If something takes a long time to understand it’s poorly designed. That’s even more important now that rosters turn quicker.

This post is akin to MAGA doing their own research on vaccines.

 

[Shawneemicks]

I think it all hinges on if they can get a good qb that starts for 2+ years. The Shanahan offense might be the most overrated system of all time.
But I’ll take that over whatever Brian was doing.
The offense needs to be better because this years defense looks like it has holes especially the back 7

 

[Hawk&Balls]

I don't care what offense we run as long as scoring points is no longer seen as a negative.

 

[Brownzy]

Yeah our QB has been here for five years so he mastered the language ten months ago.

5 years ago Kirk's son was calling snap and pray. Again not the point of anything.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

he was

Lol dude he’s pretty fucking good

 

[Hawk24]

Some of you are completely broken.

 

[Fair and Balanced]

This post is akin to MAGA doing their own research on vaccines.

If I was a coach I’d require that all communication be done in Latin so I could say “well the average fan just can’t understand it”.