**2025 Iowa Offseason & Coaching Search Thread***

[BBK]

You have a hostage to in the basement?

My mind is telling me no
But my body, my body is telling me yes

 

[eclone]

That didn’t last long…

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Bullet. Dodged.

 

[Thanksgiving Dinner]

 

[BBK]

 

[HawkeyeJonesEsq]

Coach's kid worked out well on a number of occasions:
1) Doug McDermott
2) ......

 

[BBK]

Coach's kid worked out well on a number of occasions:
1) Doug McDermott
2) ......

 

[BngHawk]

The adult sized guy defending him has the hint of a smirk, as well he should.

 

[Herbie2]

Coach's kid worked out well on a number of occasions:
1) Doug McDermott
2) ......

The one that always amazes me....

 

[snips]

 

[Gushawk]

Recent ones - Darian and Tucker. Juwan and Jett Howard.

Tubby Smith’s kids didn’t suck.

Wade and Allan Houston are up there.

Homer and Bryce Drew also worked out.

As did Eddie and Sean Sutton and Johnny and Aubrey Dawkins.

Bobby and Pat Knight, less so.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Saul Smith sucked

 

[TurdBurgler]

RJ Hunter was a memorable relatively recent success.

Pistol Pete

 

[BBK]

Recent ones - Darian and Tucker. Juwan and Jett Howard.

Tubby Smith’s kids didn’t suck.

Wade and Allan Houston are up there.

Homer and Bryce Drew also worked out.

As did Eddie and Sean Sutton and Johnny and Aubrey Dawkins.

Bobby and Pat Knight, less so.

I looked up Pat Knight the other day because of this very topic. Not much of a playing or coaching career.

He's coaching Marian now where Todd coached for a bit

 

[Talkin' Goat]

Alright gentlemen, we have ourselves a basketball team!

Also of note, I have no idea who the fuck is who.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

 

[Brad Wesley]

Even Fran thinks they have too many white guys.

 

[HerkyHopeful]

Cade Tyson committed to Minnesota so we'll get to see in person if he's more of the Belmont or UNC version.

 

[BBK]

Cade Tyson committed to Minnesota so we'll get to see in person if he's more of the Belmont or UNC version.

Cade Tyson. Had to confirm whether or not to be outraged.

I am not

 

[HerkyHopeful]

Cade Tyson. Had to confirm whether or not to be outraged.

I am not

McCollum kicked the tires. Decided the juice wasn't worth the squeeze.

 

[snips]

Decided the juice wasn't worth the squeeze

kind of the opposite of this bonnie blue lass

 

[OlePeep]

PMac2

 

[KitKatApples]

Any Mantis prancing?

 

[Fletch]

Obviously

 

[hawkeyealum]

All those guys have bigger muscles than last years team

 

[Fletch]

All those guys have bigger muscles than last years team

Even McCollum.

Fuckin Fran.

 

[hawkeyealum]

Who is this guy? He’s also in the picture above. Hes a little bit more built that Patrick

 

[HiawathaHawk]

Who is this guy? He’s also in the picture above. Hes a little bit more built that Patrick

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Tate Sage, 6’7 freshman from Oklahoma.

 

[Talkin' Goat]

Cooper Koch has got to be fucking exhausted already.

 

[Mysterio]

kind of the opposite of this bonnie blue lass

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who dis

 

[Mysterio]

Tate Sage, 6’7 freshman from Oklahoma.

unfortunate face shape

 

[BBK]

Cooper Koch has got to be fucking exhausted already.

Are 2000 men going to fuck him?

 

[Talkin' Goat]

Are 2000 men going to fuck him?

I don’t know if he’ll have enough energy for that after going through a non-Fran workout.

 

[BBK]

I don’t know if he’ll have enough energy for that after going through a non-Fran workout.

Fran workouts were more like frolicking

 

[OlePeep]

unfortunate face shape

Yes, he appears to be a descendant of Arthur Wellesley, 1st Duke of Wellington. Quite the beak.

 

[KitKatApples]

Fran workouts were more like frolicking

Mincing through a field of daisies

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Mincing through a field of daisies

Love me some minced daisy on a tossed salad

 

[Rolo Tomassi]

Yes, he appears to be a descendant of Arthur Wellesley, 1st Duke of Wellington. Quite the beak.

Or perhaps actor Adrian Brody,

 

[snips]

he appears to be a descendant of Arthur Wellesley, 1st Duke of Wellington. Quite the beak.

love a good historical reference, me

 

[HiawathaHawk]

 

[Revolver]

These guys are going to be fun to watch.

 

[BBK]

Our basketball team can lift weights?

 

[OlePeep]

love a good historical reference, me

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“Napoleon has humbugged me, by God!” after learning of the stolen march in the days before Waterloo is one of those quotes I hope is genuine.

 

[hawkeyealum]

I like it a lot

 

[FrodoTBaggin]

Our basketball team can lift weights?

I can't believe my eyes. Hope they don't get too big or bulky! Freedom of movement!

 

[Gushawk]

I'm mad again!

 

[CamelTones]

I bet the returning Penn basketball players were not expecting to have so much free time to focus on academics in the off season.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

I’m mad as hell

 

[BBK]

Mad and erect

 

[brantshawks]

BMAD 4 IA