**2026 Iowa Football Offseason and Transfer Portal Thread**

[BBK]

He is looking quite domesticated. Coach Pud must be a bad influence.

How can you have that narrow of shoulders with that beefy of tits?

 

[Gushawk]

How can you have that narrow of shoulders with that beefy of tits?

Lotta carb-laden late nights, I’d imagine.

 

[Talkin' Goat]

I thought you guys were being a little dramatic, but now that I’m watching, I honestly can’t stop staring at his tits. They’re mesmerizing.

 

[Pedro]

Did Barnes used to weigh 400lbs and then went on Ozempic? He’s definitely carrying some extra weight up there. Good candidate for the mansiere.

 

[Captain Willard]

His name was Robert Paulson.

 

[kmurp]

He looks like Richard Speck in prison.

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

A Sal like transformation.

 

[HerkyHopeful]

 

[hawkeyealum]

I hope it’s as good as Hawkeye vodka and whiskey

 

[L. Wade Childress]

There’s no way meaningful number of people actually buy these drinks.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

There’s no way meaningful number of people actually buy these drinks.

Have you seen iowans on Hawkeye Facebook pages?

 

[The Dad]

Have you seen iowans on Hawkeye Facebook pages?

No because facebook is for faggots.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

No because facebook is for faggots.

I got the Facebook app when I posted something for sale on Craigslist and was immediately mocked in the halo text thread.

 

[KitKatApples]

As well you should have been

 

[CleteyColgate]

beefybaker6 (@beefybaker62) on X

Iowa fans that are staunchly opposed to Hank Brown being the starter need to explain to me why that is. We have never seen either guy play a meaningful snap at Iowa so we rly have no clue who’s better. If Hank gives us the best chance to win why not ride w him?

x.com

 

[The Dad]

If Hank Brown doesn’t give them the best chance to win, then he wouldn’t be named the starter. Case closed. End of debate.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

WTF are you two jabbering about?

 

[The Dad]

Hank Brown, motherfucker.

(posted while dropping a stank brown)

 

[KitKatApples]

Has he been named the starter?

 

[The Dad]

Has he been named the starter?

Not sure but if he has it’s because he gives us the best chance to win. Case closed. End of debate.

 

[KitKatApples]

Sounds a little sunshiney

 

[Gushawk]

beefybaker6 (@beefybaker62) on X

Iowa fans that are staunchly opposed to Hank Brown being the starter need to explain to me why that is. We have never seen either guy play a meaningful snap at Iowa so we rly have no clue who’s better. If Hank gives us the best chance to win why not ride w him?

x.com

This guy is a fucking moron. We most definitely have seen Hank Brown play several very meaningful snaps for Iowa and almost single-handedly lead them to defeat. Why post obvious lies?

 

[Gushawk]

Hank Brown, motherfucker.

(posted while dropping a stank brown)

I sure do hope this doesn’t become a performance based nickname.

 

[Stomper15]

 

[ChipHilton]

This guy is a fucking moron. We most definitely have seen Hank Brown play several very meaningful snaps for Iowa and almost single-handedly lead them to defeat. Why post obvious lies?

I know I'll never get over CJ Beathard's 4-16 outing against Wisconsin in 2013.

 

[Monster]

This guy is a fucking moron. We most definitely have seen Hank Brown play several very meaningful snaps for Iowa and almost single-handedly lead them to defeat. Why post obvious lies?

Well, yes, he's played meaningful snaps. This guy is a moron. But the Iowa fans who have written him off due to less than a quarter of play against a top 5 defense on the National Championship team are also morons.

 

[Gushawk]

I haven't written him off. I merely have concerns. I hope he assuages them.

 

[Monster]

I haven't written him off. I merely have concerns. I hope he assuages them.

as long as it isn’t Hank Brown, I’ll be pleased.

unless Jimmy Sullivan looks good and ready to compete, I would hope we’d be portalling mobile depth at minimum

it will be coaching malpractice if we have again have a QB who can’t scoot. pack up your bags and God bless, Hank Brown

I wouldn’t spend a dime on OL - it will be fine. Really need to empty the piggy bank on a big fucker that can play opposite Hawthorne - Pace wasn’t up to the standard. no other gaping holes next year, other than getting a better Plan A/B QB than Hank Brown.

Even if Hecklinski is good, he’s a small and plays with reckless abandon. We need something better than Hank Brown behind him. I’ve seen enough of how that plays out in a game that matters.

He’s immobile and shit his pants. Terrible combo that I have no interest in learning more about.

 

[Gushawk]

Hope I'm wrong! Well, I actually hope he doesn't win the job and we never learn if I was wrong. But if he plays, I hope I was wrong!

 

[Monster]

Hope I'm wrong! Well, I actually hope he doesn't win the job and we never learn if I was wrong. But if he plays, I hope I was wrong!

Lol, me too. But it's pretty clear based on dozens of posts that you have already written him off. I only included a handful. Just wanted it on the record, just in case.

 

[Fritz Fequiere]

Sure hope it’s the 6’4 auburn transfer and not the 5’11 wake forest transfer

 

[Thrawn II]

Monster landing some haymakers.

 

[douglasbader]

This guy is a fucking moron. We most definitely have seen Hank Brown play several very meaningful snaps for Iowa and almost single-handedly lead them to defeat. Why post obvious lies?

This is so retarded and swung so hard the other way that I'm now team Hank Brown.

 

[KitKatApples]

We got ourselves hot Brown

 

[champion_thedrinker]

We got ourselves hot Brown

 

[L. Wade Childress]

We wanted more brown players and we got one.

 

[HerkyHopeful]

Sounds like Kueter is done with football. What a waste choosing to be coached by the Brands.

 

[Stu Beagle]

Thought it would be Doll

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

Sounds like Kueter is done with football. What a waste choosing to be coached by the Brands.

What a waste considering his football potential (and the ability to you know make money playing sports as a result). His HS film was unreal. better than Campbell.

Wrestlingtards gonna wrestlingtard.

 

[Hawkmi]

What a waste considering his football potential (and the ability to you know make money playing sports as a result). His HS film was unreal. better than Campbell.

Wrestlingtards gonna wrestlingtard.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I struggle to understand how a world champion wouldn’t just quit the sport

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

“Intentionality”/“intentional” is rocketing up my list of pet-peeve athlete speak.