**22/23 Transfer Portal Thread**

[The Dad]

Surrounded by assholes….

 

[Shawneemicks]

Guys, 'trying to murder teammates with a knife' was a joke.

You don’t know that.

 

[Alan Lomax]

Guys, 'trying to murder teammates with a knife' was a joke.

Was it a box cutter?

 

[Fair and Balanced]

Guys, 'trying to murder teammates with a knife' was a joke.

There’s nothing funny about that kind of violence, Michael.

 

[KitKatApples]

Ol Phil is gonna buy that national title for Oregon before he croaks come hell or high water. He doesn't care if you get stabby with friends.

 

[HerkyHopeful]

Guys, 'trying to murder teammates with a knife' was a joke.

My apologies. So Iowa just get beat out then?

Confused because we were told keagan and Holden were near locks to Iowa. Next is someone going to tell me the White Dutchman from Hillsdale isn't coming too?

 

[CleteyColgate]

My apologies. So Iowa just get beat out then?

Confused because we were told keagan and Holden were near locks to Iowa. Next is someone going to tell me the White Dutchman from Hillsdale isn't coming too?

@douglasbader will eventually get one right. He's got "sources"

 

[MikeyJoe]

My apologies. So Iowa just get beat out then?

Confused because we were told keagan and Holden were near locks to Iowa. Next is someone going to tell me the White Dutchman from Hillsdale isn't coming too?

No, Iowa did pull his offer. But people here were making a joke about how bad the reason must have been.

 

[The Dad]

No, Iowa did pull his offer. But people here were making a joke about how bad the reason must have been.

I think we might be getting as close as we’ve ever been to identifying the real problem…

 

[Greg Obrecht]

I mean I see your point but also have you known Alabama to be bereft of receiver talent?

This is also true. So it’s somewhere in between attempted murder and bad grades.

 

[neshawk]

I think we might be getting as close as we’ve ever been to identifying the real problem…

He got AIDS from Doug.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

He got AIDS from Doug.

and Bob

 

[KitKatApples]

This is also true. So it’s somewhere in between attempted murder and bad grades.

My point was they don't need him so bye. Their trash is other programs treasure

 

[douglasbader]

My apologies. So Iowa just get beat out then?

Confused because we were told keagan and Holden were near locks to Iowa. Next is someone going to tell me the White Dutchman from Hillsdale isn't coming too?

No, you fucking retard. They stopped recruiting him as did many others.

Keegan tried to come back. They all agreed after talking it was best he move on.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

love me some douglasbader

 

[HiG 2.0]

Yes. @HiG 2.0 's graph indicates 0.

It just looks like 0 because the number who left is so high.

 

[HerkyHopeful]

No, you fucking retard. They stopped recruiting him as did many others.

Keegan tried to come back. They all agreed after talking it was best he move on.

You're getting very upset for someone clearly on top of things. Who else is basically a done deal? Teslaa you said correct? You're so connected, dug!!!!

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

It just looks like 0 because the number who left is so high.

I would also prefer symbols instead of lines if only integer values can be used.

 

[HerkyHopeful]

Just admit you don't know shit like everyone else. Your 247 subscription isn't impressive

 

[HiG 2.0]

I would also prefer symbols instead of lines if only integer values can be used.

Then make your own fucking chart Wolsey!

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

Then make your own fucking chart Wolsey!

Your chart sucks, HiG!

 

[BBK]

My sources are telling me Brian is staying on as OC but we are getting Arch Manning

 

[douglasbader]

Just admit you don't know shit like everyone else. Your 247 subscription isn't impressive

Lol, ok Bng.

 

[HerkyHopeful]

Lol, ok Bng.

Eickholt was texting me that it was a done deal!!!

 

[HiG 2.0]

Your chart sucks, HiG!

Your mom sucks me better, Thomas!

 

[BngHawk]

You’d best watch yourself and kiss the ring @HerkyHopeful, lest ye be Eiffel towered by BobDoug@aol.com

 

[KitKatApples]

IowaCommTeleNet.com*

 

[Pipiyopee]

Bob and Doug shrug and share a look of, “well, here we are” as they spitroast Bung.

 

[nikolausp]

Eickholt says he's 95% on Proctor to Iowa.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

@Hawk&Balls is 100 percent on Proctor

 

[douglasbader]

Eickholt was texting me that it was a done deal!!!

False.

 

[nikolausp]

 

[nikolausp]

TeSlaa apparently said he's not making a decision till January.

 

[Harlan]

Then make your own fucking chart Wolsey!

Godammit Wolsey you lazy motherfucker

 

[Harlan]

You’d best watch yourself and kiss the ring @HerkyHopeful, lest ye be Eiffel towered by BobDoug@aol.com

And not the rings on their fingers.

 

[hawkeyealum]

TeSlaa isn’t coming to Iowa. I refuse to believe Porta Doug

 

[BillyBob]

Kirk Ferentz’s son in law, the best possible candidate for the job, is thankfully all over this newfangled portal thing.

 

[The Dad]

There are lots of ways to win Isaac. - Kirk’s son in law

 

[KitKatApples]

Is he just listing off schools now?

 

[Revolver]

Is he just listing off schools now?

This is just like the post season recruiting in basketball. All the big fish are gone so people are going after players they normally wouldn’t offer.

 

[Revolver]

I will also add that I think Teslaa looks like a good player and would be a fine commitment, but I don’t see any reason now to believe he will end up at Iowa. The same reason that there is absolutely nothing happening that makes me think there will be any significant changes to the coaching staff. There may be a little shakeup, but what in the entire history of the Ferentz era could lead anyone to believe that there is going to be any sort of “sexy” hire.

Unless just replacing Brian is “sexy” (which I’d argue, it is) but I don’t see anything that leads me to believe that will happen, either. Prove me wrong, Hawks. Please.

 

[Squat Cobbler]

All that Swarm money and nobody willing to take it and die on the offensive vine.

 

[douglasbader]

All that Swarm money and nobody willing to take it and die on the offensive vine.

Lol.

 

[BBK]

LOL at TeSlaa now with Miami and Baylor offers.

That cracka aint coming here

 

[KitKatApples]

LOL at TeSlaa now with Miami and Baylor offers.

That cracka aint coming here

Not in a Major conference so not worried about it

 

[26.2]

LOL at TeSlaa now with Miami and Baylor offers.

That cracka aint coming here

Pretty sure no one thought he would come here. And if they claimed that without him completing all his visits then they are a full fledged retard

 

[BBK]

Pretty sure no one thought he would come here. And if they claimed that without him completing all his visits then they are a full fledged retard

Oh, people did think that...

 

[BuffettHawk]

Oh, people did think that...

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Back in the day, Steve Deace used TeSlaa the pussy

 

[Gushawk]

It sure feels like Kirk Ferentz and his sons by blood and marriage, both of whom he employs through wholly acquiescent Gary Barta, are reaping it.