**22/23 Transfer Portal Thread**

[Brownzy]

Spinal surgery seems less than ideal for anyone, and really bad for a football player

You should email Kirk and let him know you're concerned. Pry should pull the offer.

 

[hawkeyealum]

Good thinking. Plus out of state tuition and all

 

[HiG 2.0]

I felt bad for chastising @Thomas Wolsey because he didn’t like the quality of my graph so I’ve updated it and improved it to reflect the commitment of the Michigan TE. I’m sorry, Thomas. I’ll do better, I promise!

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

I felt bad for chastising @Thomas Wolsey becsuse he didn’t like the quality of my graph so I’ve updated it and improved it to reflect the commitment of the Michigan TE. I’m sorry, Thomas. I’ll do better, I promise! View attachment 42262

I think the transfers out is a little high, but otherwise it is an acceptable presentation. TYFYS.

 

[HiG 2.0]

I think the transfers out is a little high, but otherwise it is an acceptable presentation. TYFYS.

Oh I’m just projecting transfers out to come. When BriDawg retains his OC position.

 

[Lee Beevers]

We told you about Cade. You didn't believe. Cade is a Hawkeye.

We told you about Eric All. You didn't believe. All is a Hawkeye.

More to come, boyz. Fun making you look stupid, and as always....

group text faggots getting nervous?

 

[douglasbader]

Multiple sites reporting that Iowa has one of the top portal transfer classes so far. They lost Jacobs, but added a top level QB and TE while being in and leading on one of the best LB's.

Huh. That's interesting.

 

[26.2]

group text faggots getting nervous?

@wondergrape

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

#teamportadougie

 

[The Dad]

Multiple sites reporting that Iowa has one of the top portal transfer classes so far. They lost Jacobs, but added a top level QB and TE while being in and leading on one of the best LB's.

Huh. That's interesting.

No one is making you act like a faggot. You’re choosing to.

 

[douglasbader]

No one is making you act like a faggot. You’re choosing to.

You're projecting your actions and the actions of the text group. I'm having fun watch you eat shit.

That's a you problem, shiny.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

Oh I’m just projecting transfers out to come. When BriDawg retains his OC position.

If that was the goal, maybe you could use two tones (actual and projected) for clarity.

 

[douglasbader]

Meanwhile, the group text tries to come up with their next witty response, let's check in on them....

 

[Geese]

I want to go on record that I hope we get a few more high quality transfers and then play good football next year!!

 

[Harlan]

I want to go on record that I hope we get a few more high quality transfers and then play good football next year!!

Duh, Doug's working on it.

 

[douglasbader]

Group text boys are forming up to respond!!!!

 

[Fair and Balanced]

This is the dumbest, least deserved yet most predictable “victory” lap ever.

 

[douglasbader]

This is the dumbest, least deserved yet most predictable “victory” lap ever.

 

[ivan_drago]

 

[The Dad]

You're projecting your actions and the actions of the text group. I'm having fun watch you eat shit.

That's a you problem, shiny.

What shit am I eating? Did I make any predictions that we wouldn’t land McNamara or All?

My consistent take has been we are not, and will not be an attractive destination for portal WRs. How many WRs have we landed? How many have you indicated were done or nearly done deals? AL kid, UM kid (I believe you said multiple), Tesla kid, Keagan…..

Still waiting fuckstick….

 

[douglasbader]

What shit am I eating? Did I make any predictions that we wouldn’t land McNamara or All?

My consistent take has been we are not, and will not be an attractive destination for portal WRs. How many WRs have we landed? How many have you indicated were done or nearly done deals? AL kid, UM kid (I believe you said multiple), Tesla kid, Keagan…..

Still waiting fuckstick….

Iowa is getting multiple WR's that are improvements on the guys we had. Sorry that upsets you.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Need at least 1 WR and OL to call the portal class a success, imo. Here’s to hoping they get much more than that

 

[HiG 2.0]

If that was the goal, maybe you could use two tones (actual and projected) for clarity.

You sonova...

 

[The Dad]

Iowa is getting multiple WR's that are improvements on the guys we had. Sorry that upsets you.

I will be the happiest faggot here if that proves true.

 

[douglasbader]

What shit am I eating? Did I make any predictions that we wouldn’t land McNamara or All?

My consistent take has been we are not, and will not be an attractive destination for portal WRs. How many WRs have we landed? How many have you indicated were done or nearly done deals? AL kid, UM kid (I believe you said multiple), Tesla kid, Keagan…..

Still waiting fuckstick….

 

[ivan_drago]

So if Iowa lands Cade, All and Hausmann, it’s not a successful portal class?


LOL. Come the fuck on.

 

[Pipiyopee]

Is help coming on the OL, outside of Proctor?

I thought the latest was the staff thinks the OL is fine. (Which means they must agree the coaching was horrendous.)

 

[douglasbader]

So if Iowa lands Cade, All and Hausmann, it’s not a successful portal class?


LOL. Come the fuck on.

Not to mention multiple WR's that they are going to get and a CB.

 

[CleteyColgate]

Not to mention multiple WR's that they are going to get and a CB.

Doubling down lol

 

[Pipiyopee]

Clete I think you just made the list

 

[Dr. Zaius]

If Alec Wick and Jackson Ritter are getting PT next year, I can’t call it a success. Sorry

 

[douglasbader]

If anyone thinks Iowa isn't landing multiple WR's and a CB from the transfer portal, then LOL at that person.

 

[The Dad]

Group text boys are forming up to respond!!!!

This is the Atlas and Zack Morris douchebags. Ray Ray was going nuts last night on text. Fun times.

 

[Hawkstrat]

I thought the prediction was Brian would be gone?

 

[The Dad]

I thought the prediction was Brian would be gone?

There have been so many. Hopefully someone is updating the spreadsheet.

 

[The Full Monte]

It actually healed him and he is up and moving about fine and will be good to go for the season.

Because of the way Iowa uses the TE position, All has serious superstar potential as a Hawkeye. Injuries can always change things on a dime, but healthy, he could end up being a highly drafted guy in a few years

 

[Mr. Hawk]

Because of the way Iowa uses the TE position, All has serious superstar potential as a Hawkeye. Injuries can always change things on a dime, but healthy, he could end up being a highly drafted guy in a few years

wut.

 

[The Full Monte]

So if Iowa lands Cade, All and Hausmann, it’s not a successful portal class?


LOL. Come the fuck on.

I don’t think Iowa is going to land Hausmann. Looking like OSU or UM. Minnesota basically gave up because they were convinced it was going to be one of those schools

 

[The Full Monte]

wut.

I think we see him at Iowa for two seasons. Buzz will be there, decisions will have to be made, but think he comes back for a second year and improves the draft stock considerably

 

[Soda Popinski]

Y'all gonna owe my man douglas some Sculpture Park time.

 

[ivan_drago]

wut.

He has two years eligibility left between Covid and the injury.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

I thought the prediction was Brian would be gone?

Knock it off

 

[The Dad]

So if Iowa lands Cade, All and Hausmann, it’s not a successful portal class?


LOL. Come the fuck on.

Anyone willing to call this portal class a success without any significant WR additions is a retard beyond help.

 

[HiG 2.0]

Fixed yet again for @Thomas Wolsey

 

[Mr. Hawk]

He has two years eligibility left between Covid and the injury.

Right but I thought in 2022 he was considering the draft and came back. I just assumed he'd play 1 year and jump. Hopefully not.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

Fixed yet again for @Thomas Wolsey View attachment 42264

That looks really good!

 

[The Full Monte]

Right but I thought in 2022 he was considering the draft and came back. I just assumed he'd play 1 year and jump. Hopefully not.

I think the “injury concerns” may leave teams wanting to see “more tape.” Prove that injury isn’t a long term concern, etc.

 

[Mr. Hawk]

Works for me.

 

[KitKatApples]

I will be the happiest faggot here if that proves true.

We'll see about that

 

[26.2]

If anyone thinks Iowa isn't landing multiple WR's and a CB from the transfer portal, then LOL at that person.

No better dig than LOLing at another poster!!!