Do you want Kirk to retire after the season?

[hawkeyealum]

And then every couple nights I'd bone a chick about 1/3 my size, sweating and flapping all over her

 

[gohawkeyes811]

Beebs ended up flying too close to the sun on wings of pastrami.

 

[rodg12]

 

[BuffettHawk]

Not to go all LWade here, but I heard yesterday that he plans on "at least another 3-4 years".

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Not to go all LWade here, but I heard yesterday that he plans on "at least another 3-4 years".

Lwade said he heard this was his last season, I thought.

 

[KitKatApples]

He's under contract through 2029 right?

 

[KitKatApples]

DYOFR

 

[Shawneemicks]

Not sure

 

[Mysterio]

its not like hes like joepa filling his depends on the sideline. its fine as long as he has a competent staff. the concern is the stubbornness and hoping it doesnt get worse

 

[Verbal]

Not to go all LWade here, but I heard yesterday that he plans on "at least another 3-4 years".

My daughter will be a freshman at Iowa next fall, so that would potentially have him there for her entire four years, which is nuts to think about because I was 16 years old when Ferentz was hired.

 

[HerkyHopeful]

My daughter will be a freshman at Iowa next fall, so that would potentially have him there for her entire four years, which is nuts to think about because I was 16 years old when Ferentz was hired.

Stuff like this is fun. He was hired when I was in 4th grade, which is what grade my oldest is now. Crazy

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Lwade said he heard this was his last season, I thought.

you can’t possibly know that

 

[Rolo Tomassi]

Stuff like this is fun. He was hired when I was in 4th grade, which is what grade my oldest is now. Crazy

Ferentz was hired when I was still three years from retirement. I've been retired for NEARLY A QUARTER OF A CENTURY AND HE'S STILL THE FUCKING COACH!!! HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!

 

[26.2]

My daughter will be a freshman at Iowa next fall, so that would potentially have him there for her entire four years, which is nuts to think about because I was 16 years old when Ferentz was hired.

Thanks for the fucking autobiography

 

[Verbal]

Thanks for the fucking autobiography

I left out the chapter about your mom.

 

[douglasbader]

Roommates with Jeremy Allen and Tim Dodge as a 19 year old Sophomore when Ferentz got hired. If he stays around as long as posted above, my kid will be graduating college and I'll be turning 50 years old.

 

[26.2]

Roommates with Jeremy Allen and Tim Dodge as a 19 year old Sophomore when Ferentz got hired. If he stays around as long as posted above, my kid will be graduating college and I'll be turning 50 years old.

Nice. Did you get either of their autographs????

 

[BBK]

Roommates with Jeremy Allen and Tim Dodge as a 19 year old Sophomore when Ferentz got hired. If he stays around as long as posted above, my kid will be graduating college and I'll be turning 50 years old.

Will you kick and stretch just like @Mrs. BLP?

 

[R2-D2]

My daughter will be a freshman at Iowa next fall, so that would potentially have him there for her entire four years, which is nuts to think about because I was 16 years old when Ferentz was hired.

My son is there now in his freshman year. Kirk showed up my Junior year. That’s kind of fucked up - but I’m cool with it.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Nice. Did you get either of their autographs????

only on the non-disclosure agreements

 

[BBK]

When Kirk was named head coach I was 16, going into my senior year of high school. Got a DUI that summer and spent the only night of my life in jail while he was in his first training camp at Iowa

 

[BluesHawk]

When Kirk was named head coach I was 16, going into my senior year of high school. Got a DUI that summer and spent the only night of my life in jail while he was in his first training camp at Iowa

Had he known you were in there, I bet he would have bailed you out. He's a pretty good dude.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

When Kirk was named head coach I was 16, going into my senior year of high school. Got a DUI that summer and spent the only night of my life in jail while he was in his first training camp at Iowa

I’m glad you turned your life around after that moment. A lesser man might have let that moment define them.

 

[The Dad]

Roommates with Jeremy Allen and Tim Dodge as a 19 year old Sophomore when Ferentz got hired. If he stays around as long as posted above, my kid will be graduating college and I'll be turning 50 years old.

Tim Dodge is a dick. One of the most abrasive, full of himself, assholes I’ve ever met.

 

[26.2]

Tim Dodge is a dick. One of the most abrasive, full of himself, assholes I’ve ever met.

Yeah. But did you get his autograph????

 

[douglasbader]

Tim Dodge is a dick. One of the most abrasive, full of himself, assholes I’ve ever met.

He was nice to me and got along with him well, but he was your typical "my dad is a pastor and I'm a child of god and I've got a wholesome girlfriend" that abandoned a lot of that for a while in college before coming back to it.

Flunked his Freshman English writing class because he cheated by using the paper of another track guy named Dan from Canada who was in another session and and changed a few paragraphs around in the middle and tried to submit it as his own. They caught him, flunked him and put him on probation. I told him it was stupid before he did it. Didn't listen.

 

[Kamala]

I was also a sophomore at Iowa when Kirk was hired and my son will be a freshman at Iowa next year. He might have more years in school with KF as the head coach than I did.

 

[The Dad]

He was nice to me and got along with him well, but he was your typical "my dad is a pastor and I'm a child of god and I've got a wholesome girlfriend" that abandoned a lot of that for a while in college before coming back to it.

Flunked his Freshman English writing class because he cheated by using the paper of another track guy named Dan from Canada who was in another session and and changed a few paragraphs around in the middle and tried to submit it as his own. They caught him, flunked him and put him on probation. I told him it was stupid before he did it. Didn't listen.

I was kidding. He seemed like a super laid back, genuinely nice dude. I met him long after college though.

 

[douglasbader]

I was kidding. He seemed like a super laid back, genuinely nice dude. I met him long after college though.

I'll tell another Tim Dodge story. When he was a freshman or sophomore, there was a OL that transferred to Washington on the team that eventually ended up on American Idol. Tim was walking to the showers after practice, back in the day when they still had mass showers with no individual stalls. This OL picked him up butt naked and carried him around the locker room showing him off to everyone saying "Look at the fuckin' pecker on this little guy! You ever seen a pecker like that on a little white guy??" while all the upper class guys laughed their ass off.

Jeremy Allen relayed this story to us the night it happened because of how weird he thought it was. He refused to shower in the locker room. He always came home to shower.

 

[douglasbader]

I was kidding. He seemed like a super laid back, genuinely nice dude. I met him long after college though.

He was a nice guy, but I could see how some wouldn't like him. He could be pretty arrogant to others, mostly the judgmental religious stuff.

 

[The Dad]

He was a nice guy, but I could see how some wouldn't like him. He could be pretty arrogant to others, mostly the judgmental religious stuff.

I didn’t talk to him for long enough to get into any shit like that, fortunately.

 

[Greg Obrecht]

I just noticed this. He must have put at least 80 lbs back on since Big Ten media day.

How is that even possible?

Oh it’s possible, amigo.

 

[HerkyHopeful]

I'll tell another Tim Dodge story. When he was a freshman or sophomore, there was a OL that transferred to Washington on the team that eventually ended up on American Idol. Tim was walking to the showers after practice, back in the day when they still had mass showers with no individual stalls. This OL picked him up butt naked and carried him around the locker room showing him off to everyone saying "Look at the fuckin' pecker on this little guy! You ever seen a pecker like that on a little white guy??" while all the upper class guys laughed their ass off.

Jeremy Allen relayed this story to us the night it happened because of how weird he thought it was. He refused to shower in the locker room. He always came home to shower.

The OL name is Matt Rogers. He was not the starting QB at Iowa in 1991

 

[cloudhawk]

I've never met Tim Dodge or Matt Rogers...the lineman who likes carrying around naked guys or the QB in 1991.

Ill just have to take you guys word for it

 

[The Dad]

Tim Dodge was the Go-Bot version of Tim Dwight.

 

[FrodoTBaggin]

I'll tell another Tim Dodge story. When he was a freshman or sophomore, there was a OL that transferred to Washington on the team that eventually ended up on American Idol. Tim was walking to the showers after practice, back in the day when they still had mass showers with no individual stalls. This OL picked him up butt naked and carried him around the locker room showing him off to everyone saying "Look at the fuckin' pecker on this little guy! You ever seen a pecker like that on a little white guy??" while all the upper class guys laughed their ass off.

Jeremy Allen relayed this story to us the night it happened because of how weird he thought it was. He refused to shower in the locker room. He always came home to shower.

 

[Herky823]

Reminds me of this:
I saw a clip from this interview the other day and wanted to hear Gallery's story. Did not expect this lol. 54:17 if the link doesn't work.

 

[douglasbader]

Reminds me of this:
I saw a clip from this interview the other day and wanted to hear Gallery's story. Did not expect this lol. 54:17 if the link doesn't work.

I also hung out with Robert a lot his Freshman year when he was just a skinny redshirt TE. He was a good, funny dude and a funny drunk that ran from the cops a few times and got himself cut up on a fence and held his head when he was puking and crying once.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Held his head?

 

[UnKnOwN_SeRb]

Held his head?

Gay?

 

[LifelongHawk]

Kept the puke out of his hair as any considerate bottom would do.

 

[douglasbader]

Held his head?

Yep, he kept hitting his head on the toilet so had to drag his head to the side. We were laughing!

 

[douglasbader]

Kept the puke out of his hair as any considerate bottom would do.

He had a buzz cut at the time.

 

[Herky823]

Gay?

It's OK to be gay now. It wasn't so much back then, but it is now. The ultimate RATT.

 

[26.2]

I also hung out with Robert a lot his Freshman year when he was just a skinny redshirt TE. He was a good, funny dude and a funny drunk that ran from the cops a few times and got himself cut up on a fence and held his head when he was puking and crying once.

Well.......Did you???

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

So apparently Matt Bowen has a kid in the class of '28 that may be a big recruit and Bert didn't really hold back lol

 

[douglasbader]

Pretty sure Bert was his recruiter at Iowa.

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

Pretty sure Bert was his recruiter at Iowa.

off by a year - Bowen is HS ‘95 and Bert became a full coach in ‘96.

 

[Shawneemicks]

Dug pwned again

 

[douglasbader]

off by a year - Bowen is HS ‘95 and Bert became a full coach in ‘96.

Right, but he was a GA in 94-95 and helped with recruiting. Pretty sure he was part of recruiting Bowen.