Iowa State Football Bashing Thread

[douglasbader]

Gonna said like HaMo here but deluding yourself into thinking a 9-win season is an easy leap to CFP is a good way to ruin your enjoyment. Especially when it came in a weird season and might not be predictive.

Not to mention when Campbell has a history of starting seasons like this....

2016 - 1-3
2017 - 2-2
2018 - 1-3
2019 - 2-2
2020 - 1-1

 

[Natty Bumppo]

Man, I really cannot stand Cyclone fans.

 

[chaneccooms]

Iowa State wins in their amazing dream season: 9

Average Iowa wins in the last 5 full seasons: 9.4

 

[newsbreaker]

Iowa State wins in their amazing dream season: 9

Average Iowa wins in the last 5 full seasons: 9.4

Iowa finished 16th and zero Iowa fans care.

 

[ClintWalker]

Man, I really cannot stand Cyclone fans.

Well, they are in uncharted waters. They are setting themselves up for huge disappointment because it's extremely unlikely they will have a better record next season.

 

[newsbreaker]

Well, they are in uncharted waters. They are setting themselves up for huge disappointment because it's extremely unlikely they will have a better record next season.

They lost THREE games. If they finish with 3 losses next year, it will have been an enormous success. They will, pretty seriously, have established themselves as solidly in the top 4 or 5 of their league, for the first time ever.

But during the season, to them, it will be a massive letdown.

And then in January they'll rewrite history and it will be unprecedented in some weird way.

 

[TJones3312]

Gonna have to add on to the trophy case!

 

[The Dad]

Looking forward to see what other team’s tradition these dumbfucks will steal as their own next.

 

[hawkeyealum]

Is that an award to see how wears the most helmets

 

[Thanksgiving Dinner]

Is that an award to see how wears the most helmets

I can't imagine what else it would be for. It sure as shit isn't for best-looking helmet.

 

[Wanderer]

Gonna have to add on to the trophy case!

Forgot a couple of them.

 

[Greg Obrecht]

Winning the offseason again!

 

[Bonner]

Looking forward to see what other team’s tradition these dumbfucks will steal as their own next.

 

[Cheer 4 the Hawks!]

Holy shit...if you ever needed a reminder of why you are glad this dork is not your AD. You may dislike Garta, and thats your right, but woof....

 

[TJones3312]

Holy shit...if you ever needed a reminder of why you are glad this dork is not your AD. You may dislike Garta, and thats your right, but woof....

For the love of God please tell me you didn’t watch all that.

 

[Cheer 4 the Hawks!]

For the love of God please tell me you didn’t watch all that.

It may have played in the background....How else was I supposed to get my update on the Pollard & Light District?

 

[hawkchick79]

Thirteen minutes? No.

 

[TJones3312]

Thirteen minutes? No.

I made it 13 seconds (twss) just hoping he would have his pullover tucked in.

 

[hawkchick79]

I made it 13 seconds (twss) just hoping he would have his pullover tucked in.

I made it about 3 seconds and stopped as soon as I saw it was 13 minutes.

 

[Cheer 4 the Hawks!]

It's a snow day...I had the time...

The only thing I found to be impressive, was they are going to have a RV parking lot with electrical hookups for each RV. Say what you want, that's some SEC level type tailgating, and as a RV tailgater in Iowa City, I'm slightly jealous...

 

[KitKatApples]

Well lets just wait and see if Ames gets electricity first. LULZ!!!!

 

[FatNTired]

Holy shit...if you ever needed a reminder of why you are glad this dork is not your AD. You may dislike Garta, and thats your right, but woof....

So transparent...except when his men's basketball team is forced to shut down due to COVID cases.

 

[Cheer 4 the Hawks!]

So transparent...except when his men's basketball team is forced to shut down due to COVID cases.

I watched it....no, it was not a well produced video...I promise.

 

[TJones3312]

I watched it....no, it was not a well produced video...I promise.

Wait... I thought it was just on in the background.

 

[26.2]

It's a snow day...I had the time...

The only thing I found to be impressive, was they are going to have a RV parking lot with electrical hookups for each RV. Say what you want, that's some SEC level type tailgating, and as a RV tailgater in Iowa City, I'm slightly jealous...

Good for the Cyclones. That's an awesome thing to do for their fans.

 

[KitKatApples]

An awesome thing to say they're going to do

 

[Cheer 4 the Hawks!]

Wait... I thought it was just on in the background.

Damn...busted

 

[jandj]

I watched it....no, it was not a well produced video...I promise.

tyfys