Iowa State Football Bashing Thread

[newsbreaker]

Not only did someone buy one of these atrocities, but I went to law school with her. FFS.

 

[fossilhawk]

Not only did someone buy one of these atrocities, but I went to law school with her. FFS.

Wasn't she the one who split with her fiance to marry one of her classmates at Drake?

(Also, I thought you went to Drake earlier than me for some reason.)

 

[Pedro]

It's not that glowing of a review once you realize she works at CF.

 

[newsbreaker]

Wasn't she the one who split with her fiance to marry one of her classmates at Drake?

(Also, I thought you went to Drake earlier than me for some reason.)

I don’t remember that, but could be. She was two years behind me, so I didn’t know her well.

 

[BngHawk]

I absolutely would—-atrocity shirt or not

 

[Soda Popinski]

I absolutely would—-atrocity shirt or not

Gross

 

[KitKatApples]

Yea that's a no

 

[Soda Popinski]

Williams drove that shit box to Iowa City today and can't figure out why he was getting flipped off by college kids.

 

[Fair and Balanced]

I bet on NASCAR today.

Yes, I'm a degenerate.

Yet another way you are basically Halo’s Chris Williams.

 

[Fair and Balanced]

He’s the type of guy who puts raw steaks and chicken on the same plate, grills them ( likely all overdone) and then simply rinses the raw meat juice off and uses the same plate to take stuff off the grill.

I was at a neighbor’s house and his dumb ass did that shit. Had I not been standing at the grill next to him, fucker would have served me steak in raw pork juice.

He’s the kind of guy that puts raw chicken over Mac and Cheese, posts a picture of it (because it’s food he’s cooking) and needs people to tell him that it may be a bad idea.

 

[Soda Popinski]

Halo's Chris Williams is perfect for D4L

 

[Fair and Balanced]

Halo's Chris Williams is perfect for D4L

Seriously. The only difference is that Williams has a platform.

 

[Fair and Balanced]

"Hey honey, take a pic of me drinking this Natty Light, I'll tweet it and it will be EPIC"

 

[BngHawk]

Is it bad if I like ol D4L?

 

[castichawk24]

Is it bad if I like ol D4L?

Is it bad if you like Chris Williams?

 

[Soda Popinski]

Is it bad if I like ol D4L?

I like him too. He's our Williams.

 

[Jimmie Dimmick]

Is it bad if I like ol D4L?

I like him like a mafucker but still can laugh at that moniker

 

[douglasbader]

Williams has a better looking wife than D4L at least.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

over the line

 

[Hawk4Life94]

Is it bad if I like ol D4L?

Only if you like doug and HnFag.

 

[Hawk4Life94]

Williams has a better looking wife than D4L at least.

Show a pic of your wife. And we'll decide.

 

[Jimmie Dimmick]

over the line

ya, let’s not get into the wives, mkay?

 

[Jimmie Dimmick]

Show a pic of your wife. And we'll decide.

drop it

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Only if you like doug and HnFag.

Me ow

 

[Hawk4Life94]

ya, let’s not get into the wives, mkay?

Shit.

That's Doug's go to.

Guess we'll have to talk about his speech impediment.

 

[Jimmie Dimmick]

Shit.

That's Doug's go to.

Guess we'll have to talk about his speech impediment.

get personal, no fucks given

stay off the wife and kids

look at me, HaLo’s sober voice of reason

 

[douglasbader]

get personal, no fucks given

stay off the wife and kids

look at me, HaLo’s sober voice of reaon

@Harlan

 

[Jimmie Dimmick]

hey-o!!

 

[Hawk4Life94]

get personal, no fucks given

stay off the wife and kids

look at me, HaLo’s sober voice of reaon

Hahaha.

Doug's go to is my wife.

 

[BngHawk]

Doug beat me to it. What a fucker.
I’m into the local IPAs. Am about to land on the moon. Jimmie, you may need to be ground control for me.

 

[douglasbader]

Hahaha.

Doug's go to is my wife.

To be fair, that is a lot of guys go to.....


HEY FUCKING-OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

[Jimmie Dimmick]

Doug beat me to it. What a fucker.
I’m into the local IPAs. Am about to land on the moon. Jimmie, you may need to be ground control for me.

take your protein pills and put your helmet on

 

[Jimmie Dimmick]

Kka knows what’s up

 

[BngHawk]

take your protein pills and put your helmet on

 

[Jimmie Dimmick]

major

 

[BngHawk]

major

I missed an opportunity there

 

[KitKatApples]

take your protein pills and put your helmet on

This is ground control to Major Bung!

 

[Fair and Balanced]

Shit.

That's Doug's go to.

Guess we'll have to talk about his speech impediment.

Sounds like something Chris Williams would say.

 

[Hawk4Life94]

Sounds like something Chris Williams would say.

You try so hard.

 

[douglasbader]

You try so hard.

That describes you and Chris Williams pretty accurately.

 

[Truant]

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

I hope he wins the Heisman. I hope that more than I hope anything in the world.

 

[Jimmie Dimmick]

I hope he wins the Heisman. I hope that more than I hope anything in the world.

we need to start the website asap

 

[The Full Monte]

I hope he wins the Heisman. I hope that more than I hope anything in the world.

this same fanbase calls Joe Burrow an “Ames Native.” How much credit do you think they’d want for a guy that actually spent 2-3 years in the football program?

 

[Jimmie Dimmick]

this same fanbase calls Joe Burrow an “Ames Native.” How much credit do you think they’d want for a guy that actually spent 2-3 years in the football program?

the trophy

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

Iowa State's first Heisman trophy winner.*


* - won award while playing for Temple.

 

[Jimmie Dimmick]

Iowa State's first Heisman trophy winner.*


* - won award while playing for Temple.

you need to bill Pandy for that future headline

 

[The Full Monte]

Iowa State's first Heisman trophy winner.*


* - won award while playing for Temple.

Hey Guys would travel to attend these games and lob him stupid ass questions for which there is no other response. “So what in your time at Iowa State prepared you to take over here at Temple?”

 

[Jimmie Dimmick]

Hey Guys would travel to attend these games and lob him stupid ass questions for which there is no other response. “So what in your time at Iowa State prepared you to take over here at Temple?”

“Can you order Temple jerseys?”

 

[cloudhawk]

I hope he wins the Heisman. I hope that more than I hope anything in the world.

Actually, I hope ISU plays Temple in the bluebonnet bowl and ReAl throws for 500 yds and rushes for another 100, winning a meaningless bowl game 63-7 after ISU going 6-6.