Iowa State Football Bashing Thread

[BngHawk]

He seems well-liked

 

[The Full Monte]

 

[Soda Popinski]

 

[UnKnOwN_SeRb]

I honestly would not mind them losing every hour on the hour.

 

[HerkyHopeful]

Good job, Seth.

Couldn't have happened to a better guy

 

[HerkyHopeful]

How did this end up in the football thread ?

 

[The Full Monte]

How did this end up in the football thread ?

Because I always forget there’s a basketball thread. Makes sense we have the football and the basketball in different forums

 

[winmac]

Lololololol

The can drive didn't work out, so they're going retro with the Circus Freak Show to draw interest. Brent is a natural for that role.

 

[Greg Obrecht]

Apparently you can name your price at Casey’s

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

The big liquor retailers around here (BevMo and Total Wine) have it for $24-$25 dollars. Am I missing something?

 

[KitKatApples]

Yes. Chris Williams is a dumb ass.

 

[hawkeyealum]

Sweet. He paid retail

 

[Swingin' Dick Stanzi]

A whole $1200!!!

I can’t believe these turds spent thousands of dollars to put on a fundraising event in which the big grand prize netted them like $500 in profits. They basically just took themselves out for dinner for 4x the price it would have cost them to do this themselves. Just incredible.

 

[Wanderer]

Should have auctioned off the night without them. Double the price.

 

[hawkeyealum]

I’m not proud of it, but this picture floats around various group texts I’m in.

The excitement shown by middle guy reminds me of the enthusiasm this guy has

*please be aware this is a nasty pic

Spoiler: Um yeah

 

[hawkeyealum]

I’m sorry

 

[newsbreaker]

I can’t believe these turds spent thousands of dollars to put on a fundraising event in which the big grand prize netted them like $500 in profits. They basically just took themselves out for dinner for 4x the price it would have cost them to do this themselves. Just incredible.

This is no money. It’s worthless. Completely and utterly worthless.

Blum better be doing a LOT of other fundraising he doesn’t announce on social media, or their collective is a complete, total, utter, comprehensive failure. $1200 should barley be covering his salary for planning an event.

Considering he can’t have half a hard-on without telling the whole world about it, we all know he isn’t raising anything else.

 

[Soda Popinski]

I’m not proud of it, but this picture floats around various group texts I’m in.

The excitement shown by middle guy reminds me of the enthusiasm this guy has

*please be aware this is a nasty pic

Spoiler: Um yeah

That guy obviously doesn't shower after every shit.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Sure. Everyone loved it.

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

Sure. Everyone loved it.

"Oh, those guys are just watching the Iowa State Women's game."

 

[KitKatApples]

Those are all looks of contempt. You have made no fans clearly.

 

[Soda Popinski]

Bro, take a picture of my phone with your phone for twitter. So sick!

 

[hawkeyealum]

It pisses me off his top button is undone. Fat

 

[Hawkstrat]

Honestly, it's that not dissimilar to the women's thread on the basketball board.

Dude bros just appreciating watching a little herstory being made.

 

[eclone]

It pisses me off his top button is undone. Fat

I’m pretty sure a halfway through a wedding reception is a perfectly reasonable time to unbutton the top button and relax a little.

 

[Bonner]

Look at the people at the table with Williams. They all have the same look on their face, “Who the hell is this guy?”

 

[newsbreaker]

Every single person in that picture other than hey guys is some combination of bewildered and annoyed.

 

[hawkeyealum]

I’m pretty sure a halfway through a wedding reception is a perfectly reasonable time to unbutton the top button and relax a little.

Based on the silverware nobody has even eaten yet.

also I disagree with your stance in general. Maybe remove your coat but if the occasion calls for a suit and tie you should probably be an adult about it for the entire evening.

 

[Alan Lomax]

It pisses me off his top button is undone. Fat

I think no tie looks better with the button undone. Although not for fat people. Suit needs to be tailored well for that to really work.

 

[Fair and Balanced]

Based on the silverware nobody has even eaten yet.

also I disagree with your stance in general. Maybe remove your coat but if the occasion calls for a suit and tie you should probably be an adult about it for the entire evening.

Interesting debate, fellas.

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

"Made some new fans."

LOFL.

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

Was Blum the ring bearer?

 

[shoot-the-three]

Was Blum the ring bearer?

They tried, but it looked awkward with the five year old flower girl towering over him.

 

[TH1974]

Did they also interrupt the wedding when the men's team lost?

 

[Greg Obrecht]

Was Blum the ring bearer?

 

[snips]

is that wedding reception in a cell block or something?

 

[Creed]

So the ranked women’s team beat an unranked 16-10 Baylor team in 2OT in February and it was cause for “going nuts?”

 

[Soda Popinski]

So the ranked women’s team beat an unranked 16-10 Baylor team in 2OT in February and it was cause for “going nuts?”

Perfectly acceptable reason to make an obnoxious scene at somebody's wedding.

 

[Wanderer]

 

[Alan Lomax]

Saw a Dr Psy personalized iowa state plate today. That’s Dr Pussy right? Like the Assman?

 

[ivan_drago]

Deer Pussy.

 

[Verbal]

I assume a psychiatrist, but yeah, that doesn’t land as intended.

 

[TH1974]

Probably suffering from dropsy

 

[Herbie2]

I’m pretty sure a halfway through a wedding reception is a perfectly reasonable time to unbutton the top button and relax a little.

You are making the assumption that it was buttoned to begin with.

 

[ChipHilton]

Did they also interrupt the wedding when the men's team lost?

Maybe only figuratively. This one was a literal interruption.

 

[The Full Monte]

 

[ivan_drago]

I’m not clicking that

 

[KitKatApples]

It’s almost like he’s trying to have a personality and doesn’t really have one.

 

[thrawn]

we really need to just have an omnibus Iowa media tweets thread to reserve this thread for ISU mockery

 

[fuisu98]

we really need to just have an omnibus Iowa media tweets thread to reserve this thread for ISU mockery

@mods please move all CW content into the other underemployed troll thread.

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