Iowa State Football Bashing Thread

Swingin' Dick Stanzi

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A whole $1200!!!

I can’t believe these turds spent thousands of dollars to put on a fundraising event in which the big grand prize netted them like $500 in profits. They basically just took themselves out for dinner for 4x the price it would have cost them to do this themselves. Just incredible.
 

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I’m not proud of it, but this picture floats around various group texts I’m in.

The excitement shown by middle guy reminds me of the enthusiasm this guy has

*please be aware this is a nasty pic

 

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I can’t believe these turds spent thousands of dollars to put on a fundraising event in which the big grand prize netted them like $500 in profits. They basically just took themselves out for dinner for 4x the price it would have cost them to do this themselves. Just incredible.
This is no money. It’s worthless. Completely and utterly worthless.

Blum better be doing a LOT of other fundraising he doesn’t announce on social media, or their collective is a complete, total, utter, comprehensive failure. $1200 should barley be covering his salary for planning an event.

Considering he can’t have half a hard-on without telling the whole world about it, we all know he isn’t raising anything else.
 

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I’m not proud of it, but this picture floats around various group texts I’m in.

The excitement shown by middle guy reminds me of the enthusiasm this guy has

*please be aware this is a nasty pic

That guy obviously doesn't shower after every shit.
 

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Those are all looks of contempt. You have made no fans clearly.
 

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It pisses me off his top button is undone. Fat
 

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Honestly, it's that not dissimilar to the women's thread on the basketball board.

Dude bros just appreciating watching a little herstory being made.
 

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It pisses me off his top button is undone. Fat
I’m pretty sure a halfway through a wedding reception is a perfectly reasonable time to unbutton the top button and relax a little.
 
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Look at the people at the table with Williams. They all have the same look on their face, “Who the hell is this guy?”
 

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I’m pretty sure a halfway through a wedding reception is a perfectly reasonable time to unbutton the top button and relax a little.
Based on the silverware nobody has even eaten yet.

also I disagree with your stance in general. Maybe remove your coat but if the occasion calls for a suit and tie you should probably be an adult about it for the entire evening.
 

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It pisses me off his top button is undone. Fat
I think no tie looks better with the button undone. Although not for fat people. Suit needs to be tailored well for that to really work.
 

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I assume a psychiatrist, but yeah, that doesn’t land as intended.
 
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