**2024/2025 Iowa Football Offseason & Transfer Portal Thread**

[BBK]

Could have fisted eachother's assholes too

 

[Truant]

Could have fisted eachother's assholes too

With room to spare.

 

[jabberjaw]

Eehhhh

It doesn’t get much better than Langden Kitchen

 

[Truant]

It doesn’t get much better than Langden Kitchen

If you can't stand the heat...

 

[Monster]

Could have fisted eachother's assholes too

I bet Yog has such a tiny little fist ol Deuce wouldn't even feel it.

 

[26.2]

Could have fisted eachother's assholes too

Well, when I reached out to 6deuce, I didn't lead with that proposal.

 

[Mr. Hawk]

Maybe that's why you missed your shot to meet up with him.

 

[KitKatApples]

You'll get him next time Jogger

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

Were they not able to find a pic where he doesn’t look like he’s pants-shitting in the pocket?

 

[Greg Obrecht]

I’m going to have to wait for HALO’s opinion before I can form my own.

 

[Monster]

Brown threw 6 tds in 3 games and 43 attempts.

Cade McNamara threw 6 tds in 8 games and 172 attempts.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

I’m going to have to wait for HALO’s opinion before I can form my own.

He looked pretty bad as a freshmen in a bad situation at Auburn. I expect he is better than every non-Sullivan QB on the roster next year.

 

[26.2]

He sucks unless proven otherwise.

 

[Bonner]

He will be better than any of the quarterbacks Brian brought in, so this signing makes it a win.

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

I’m actually reasonably excited about the pickup. Supposedly they are bringing in two portal QBs and he’s the development/likely backup one.

 

[26.2]

I'm a fan of fleet-footed Big Sul and am hoping he starts next year.

 

[Mr. Hawk]

I want to have hope.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Eehhhh

Because of where he is transferring from?

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Brown threw 6 tds in 3 games and 43 attempts.

Cade McNamara threw 6 tds in 8 games and 172 attempts.

Yeah but he looks nervous in that pic.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

Because of where he is transferring from?

I will admit I haven’t watched any video. I am mostly going off of games played, tackles and TFL against lower level competition.

 

[neshawk]

Thanks for the updates Yugo.

 

[CurdMan]

Trent Dilfer on Hank Brown

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Every QB Lester has brought in, has at least shown some sort of upside, unlike every single quarterback Kirk’s son, Brian Ferentz brought in

 

[Mr. Hawk]

Trent Dilfer on Hank Brown

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Blah and boring is about the best you can hope for at Iowa.

 

[TVan]

Tanner Miller single-handedly ruined Shaun Prater's draft stock. Schulte is not that bad.

Tanner Miller might be the worst collegiate FB player I have ever watched. That’s including Peaches, Bacon and Cade. He was never in position. He was the kid eating dandelions in the outfield of a little league game.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

How good is his Hank drill?

 

[Hawk&Balls]

ask your mom

 

[HerkyHopeful]

Normally I'd be pessimist, but this is a Tim Lester deal all the way. They're both from the same town in Illinois I believe so they had a connection before. Hopefully it will work out, from what I've read the kid wants to get his money as well.

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

Trent Dilfer on Hank Brown

This reminds me of the time Kirk described Dilfer as a “great quarterback” for the Ravens.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Hey @TVan is there something you like abt Iowa football?

 

[L. Wade Childress]

The golf outing, probably

 

[Greg Obrecht]

He sucks unless proven otherwise.

Now this is an opinion I can trust. Everyone knows that @26.2 is an expert at sucking dick

 

[Fair and Balanced]

Blah and boring is about the best you can hope for at Iowa.

 

[Swingin' Dick Stanzi]

This massive human being is on campus for a visit this weekend.

One of the nation’s top offensive tackle prospects, Rice’s Ethan Onianwa, is entering the transfer portal, he told The Athletic.

In 2024, in Onianwa’s first season playing left tackle for the Owls, he allowed just one sack on 294 pass blocking snaps. The 6-foot-6, 345-pound junior also only yielded two QB hurries, according to PFF. His pressure rate of 2.4 percent ranked in the top 92 percentile of all FBS offensive tackles in 2024.


Prior to this season, Onianwa had started the two previous years for Rice at right tackle. Onianwa, a bioengineering major born in Michigan, made the AAC’s All-Academic team this year. He has one season of college eligibility remaining.

Onianwa was a three-star recruit out of Cinco Ranch High School in Katy, Texas. A former high school track standout, Onianwa’s athleticism for his massive frame has intrigued NFL scouts. One top college program said he likely would be the top tackle on their board if he did enter the portal.

“He’s massive, especially in his legs and butt,” said The Athletic’s NFL Draft analyst Dane Brugler. “He bends well for his size.”

Rice’s Ethan Onianwa, one of top OT in nation, entering transfer portal

Prior to this season, Onianwa had started the two previous years for Rice at right tackle.

www.nytimes.com

 

[Hawkstrat]

Ethan Onianwa, we hold you in our hearts

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

Would be great. Oregon is involved with their bottomless NIL so not sure, but he cancelled a visit to Oklahoma to visit Iowa.

 

[thrawn]

“He’s massive, especially in his legs and butt. He bends well for his size.”

 

[Monster]

Massive in legs and butt is hawt.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

FTR I would rather chase guys like that and the CB from Miami OH than QB

 

[Monster]

Alabama running back Justice Haynes is in the portal. Favoring Michigan and Ohio State. I mean, I get it, blue blood schools. But after seeing what Kaleb Johnson did, my unbiased view is he should consider Iowa. He would easily beat out Moulton and Paterson and be a bellcow.

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

Alabama running back Justice Haynes is in the portal. Favoring Michigan and Ohio State. I mean, I get it, blue blood schools. But after seeing what Kaleb Johnson did, my unbiased view is he should consider Iowa. He would easily beat out Moulton and Paterson and be a bellcow.

fork over that million and it’s a done deal.

 

[Greg Obrecht]

We call that thicc

 

[KitKatApples]

FTR I would rather chase guys like that and the CB from Miami OH than QB

For the record you’re a douche

 

[KitKatApples]

But probably right

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

But probably right

You too

 

[HerkyHopeful]

Auburn is bringing in 5 star QB Deuce Knight (who they flipped from Notre Dame). I’m actually shocked Iowa isn’t getting Auburns QB in last years class. Walker White.

 

[RecreationalGynecologist]

Alabama running back Justice Haynes is in the portal. Favoring Michigan and Ohio State. I mean, I get it, blue blood schools. But after seeing what Kaleb Johnson did, my unbiased view is he should consider Iowa. He would easily beat out Moulton and Paterson and be a bellcow.

20 year olds don’t think that way