**22/23 Transfer Portal Thread**

[BBK]

I like how he included his resume and is advocating for himself.

This young man is going to be successful.

 

[douglasbader]

Poor bald stupid The Dad getting clowned on multiple text message groups because his INSIDE! info didn't come true yet and then freaking out about it here is fantastic.

 

[The Dad]

Poor bald stupid The Dad getting clowned on multiple text message groups because his INSIDE! info didn't come true yet and then freaking out about it here is fantastic.

The only inside info I have is that you’re a faggot. That’s the one I’m most confident about.

 

[douglasbader]

The only inside info I have is that you’re a faggot. That’s the one I’m most confident about.

Wrong. Keep flailing, maybe you will get a sympathy shipment of Rogaine.

 

[BuffettHawk]

So many text message groups!

 

[douglasbader]

So many text message groups!

These gossiping pussies flock together!

 

[BBK]

These gossiping pussies flock together!

Especially that fat faggot @Pedro Gomez

 

[BBK]

I suppose I like sleazing it up as much as anyone, but I have a feeling reading this thread is always going to make me feel like I need a shower.

 

[Harlan]

Poor bald stupid The Dad getting clowned on multiple text message groups because his INSIDE! info didn't come true yet and then freaking out about it here is fantastic.

Is this true, The Dad? Are you a poor?

 

[Soda Popinski]

There's nothing wrong with being bald.

 

[douglasbader]

There's nothing wrong with being bald.

Yeah, but being bald AND stupid is bad.

Hence you get The Dad with that combo.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Yeah, but being bald AND stupid is bad.

 

[douglasbader]

 

[Revolver]

Because they're both acting like faggots. Either spill the dramatic beans if what you experienced was so bad or STFU and thank the school for the free education and go about your business.

Oh, I totally agree. I interpreted that like you didn’t want them because of that. I think it is obviously is in poor taste, but if anyone from the portal comes to Iowa and is a contributor I wouldn’t give a fuck if their dad was Kanye West.

 

[Mr. Hawk]

 

[BBK]

Oh, he's a white.

Do not want.

 

[Hawkeye_Pierce]

When do these portal dudes pick a team or however it works? This is all very exciting and confusing.

 

[JD720]

 

[Shpadoinkle]

Sorry, all full on Spencers. Moose out front should've told ya.

 

[The Dad]

Is this true, The Dad? Are you a poor?

I have multiple full sized Xmas trees in my house, but I vote Democrat.

 

[CamelTones]

Moving forward, how many high school players should teams really bring in in a class? You’re going to end up wasting resources developing 30% of them when they end up hitting the portal.

 

[CamelTones]

 

[Verbal]

Oh, he's a white.

Do not want.

Says Hillsdale right there.

 

[HerkyHopeful]

Wow

 

[Debit One]

Moving forward, how many high school players should teams really bring in in a class? You’re going to end up wasting resources developing 30% of them when they end up hitting the portal.

There would be an argument for only brining in 10 - 12 per year, with the others poached from the portal after you see what they can do at the college level.

 

[Debit One]

Braelon is going to get PAID!

 

[Mr. Hawk]

I hate all of this.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

I hate all of this.

It's exhausting

 

[The Dad]

Braelon is going to get PAID!

He was about as explosive as a sack of wet newspapers.

 

[Debit One]

I hate all of this.

Kakert is offering some big money endorsement opportunities, but I'm sticking with HaLo!

 

[douglasbader]

Yikes that is bad for them.

 

[HerkyHopeful]

Braelon Allen turns 19 after his sophomore season is over. He's about to get paid for a year before leaving for the NFL

 

[Gushawk]

Oh, he's a white.

Do not want.

could be the next sizzle

 

[IceManX722]

I hate all of this.

Try to look at it this way. Imagine that you are a lawyer that is billing $400/hr and that you go to another firm and get to bill $1200/hr for doing the same work. Would you like that?

 

[BVHawk95]

Wisconsin is absolutely fucked and I am here for it.

 

[IceManX722]

Wisconsin is absolutely fucked and I am here for it.

Jimmy is smiling. I know that he is.

 

[CamelTones]

The signing period starts in 16 days. Almost every single one of these players has to pick a school by then. It is going to be a mad dash to get them to visit this weekend so the moment you see a visit lined up that’s basically the school.

After that it’s going to be like marrying someone after dating them for a month. I would guess 40% of them are back in the portal next year.

 

[BillyBob]

Fuck all of these transfer portal faggots.

 

[IceManX722]

The signing period starts in 16 days. Almost every single one of these players has to pick a school by then. It is going to be a mad dash to get them to visit this weekend so the moment you see a visit lined up that’s basically the school.

After that it’s going to be like marrying someone after dating them for a month. I would guess 40% of them are back in the portal next year.

This is unacceptable. Dougie said that it would be sorted out with clarity by Sunday or Monday.

 

[Mr. Hawk]

Fuck all of these transfer portal faggots.

Except Cade.

 

[douglasbader]

I hate all of this.

Don't forget, this is just Round 1 of this shit. Here is the full schedule of how this all goes down and when....

- Transfer portal opens up on 12/5
- Early signing day for high school kids on 12/21 and lock in your portal guys on the 21st as well.
- Bowl games happen, more enter the transfer portal
- Transfer portal closes on January 18th
- Class of 2023 signing day on February 1st for high school kids
- Transfer portal re-opens in the spring from May 1st - 15th

Basically you have a wild west free for all and you see who you lost and who you got the next couple weeks. Then you try to lock in all of your committed high school recruits on Dec. 21st.

Then you try to pick up what you need in addition to that and see who now wants to leave after the bowl games both to the transfer portal and the NFL and get them locked by Jan. 18th.

Then you have 2 weeks to lock in any remaining high school kids.

Then you move on to spring ball, see who you have that gets pissed off or flakes and wants to leave after that (Charlie Jones types) and do it all over again for the first 2 weeks of May.

Sounds like a blast for coaches.

 

[6deuce]

If Iowa doesn't get Holden I say we kill Doug. Hold him down and I'll trip and fall on him.

 

[kmurp]

There would be an argument for only brining in 10 - 12 per year, with the others poached from the portal after you see what they can do at the college level.

If your school has the money.

 

[TAIhawk]

Oh, he's a white.

Do not want.

I

 

[CamelTones]

If Iowa doesn't get Holden I say we kill Doug. Hold him down and I'll trip and fall on him.

Nebrantska fans are convinced Holden is going to Lincoln. They’re also excited about the Clemson QB. I hope they diet on deer meat.

 

[douglasbader]

I'm guessing the norm for most college coaches going forward is that they try to completely disconnect from May 16th until mid-July. After that, you get no break until at least the first week of February. Take a 6 week break and then do the spring ball and spring transfer portal.

Rinse. Repeat.

You can see why the NFL lifestyle might appeal a lot more to coaches going forward.

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

I'm sure KF is loving all of this.

And Phil, too.

 

[CamelTones]

If your school has the money.

Even the left overs in the portal are a known commodity and won’t require money. If your choice is a random high school receiver from Colorado or a guy that had 22 receptions for 320 yards for Georgia Tech last year, you’ll be better off with the guy from Georgia Tech.

 

[Debit One]

If Iowa doesn't get Holden I say we kill Doug. Hold him down and I'll trip and fall on him.

I see no reason to put the qualifier on this.

 

[CamelTones]

I'm guessing the norm for most college coaches going forward is that they try to completely disconnect from May 16th until mid-July. After that, you get no break until at least the first week of February. Take a 6 week break and then do the spring ball and spring transfer portal.

Rinse. Repeat.

You can see why the NFL lifestyle might appeal a lot more to coaches going forward.

Well high school recruiting and visits can start in June. So they better enjoy Memorial Day weekend.