**Official Iowa vs. Washington Football Thread - 8:00pm - FOX/FS1**

[iowa4ever20]

Every time I hear Hank he is trying to give his best Tebow impersonation.

 

[douglasbader]

I really hope Heck is playing.

 

[BallHawkKC515]

I for one hope the 5'11 non-running QB whose best offer out of high school was Wake Forest isn't forced into action.

He is a running QB. Also made the throws against OSU that Hank could not make all game.

 

[brantshawks]

Bench him.

 

[26.2]

I really hope Heck is playing.

He is

 

[douglasbader]

 

[Stu Beagle]

Heck cut his hair short just like CJB. He’s ready for the keys

 

[Hawk&Balls]

To be fair he was really limited before as well

 

[Hawk&Balls]

I'll support whichever of hecklinski, sullivan or bissinger comes to practice in a Jesus Lost shirt

 

[SondyRules]

I will be on dry land tailgating for this one. But thanks for the cuddle and boat offer! @SondyRules you meeting up????

Primed and ready to rage.

 

[Verbal]

Every time I hear Hank he is trying to give his best Tebow impersonation.

 

[26.2]

Primed and ready to rage.

Meet me by the fountain at 5. We can walk in together!

 

[6deuce]

Meet me by the fountain at 5. We can walk in together!

May I cum?

 

[26.2]

May I cum?

No. Your friends use emojis too much to communicate. I can't look them in the eye.

 

[KitKatApples]

What if he lets you borrow the bottom part of his pants if you get cold?

 

[KitKatApples]

He is

 

[6deuce]

No. Your friends use emojis too much to communicate. I can't look them in the eye.

Firm but fair.

 

[Turdz]

I can't think of a worse place to go in that area LOL. Unless you're poor and under 30. But enjoy!

Like I said, it's an old school sports bar. They have framed pictures of Mark Brunell and Lorenzo Romar for context. It's dive adjecent and I can get a cheap pitcher. I live in Ravenna (that's a neighborhood in Seattle if you didn't know) so it's on the fucking way via foot to the tailgaiting lot. I'm very curious what you would suggest in the area. It's a real Socialist Hellhole here, so yea, we are all working poors.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Like I said, it's an old school sports bar. They have framed pictures of Mark Brunell and Lorenzo Romar for context. It's dive adjecent and I can get a cheap pitcher. I live in Ravenna (that's a neighborhood in Seattle if you didn't know) so it's on the fucking way via foot to the tailgaiting lot. I'm very curious what you would suggest in the area. It's a real Socialist Hellhole here, so yea, we are all working poors.

You took the bait.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Jogger is a.master baiter

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

Jogger is a.master baiter

Right in your wheelhouse

 

[26.2]

Like I said, it's an old school sports bar. They have framed pictures of Mark Brunell and Lorenzo Romar for context. It's dive adjecent and I can get a cheap pitcher. I live in Ravenna (that's a neighborhood in Seattle if you didn't know) so it's on the fucking way via foot to the tailgaiting lot. I'm very curious what you would suggest in the area. It's a real Socialist Hellhole here, so yea, we are all working poors.

Whoa a framed picture of Lorenzo Romar! I take back all the things I said about the Sports Column of Seattle!

 

[26.2]

You took the bait.

You got a soft spot for Turdz?

 

[AZmessDAWG]

You got a soft spot for Turdz?

No.

 

[KitKatApples]

You got a soft spot for Turdz?

LORD KNOWS YOU'VE POKED A FEW!

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

Every time I hear Hank he is trying to give his best Tebow impersonation.

I’m leaning on Matthew 21:17.

 

[KitKatApples]

FYI This is the place to rough for jogger

https://www.yelp.com/biz/duchess-seattle

 

[FrodoTBaggin]

Like I said, it's an old school sports bar. They have framed pictures of Mark Brunell and Lorenzo Romar for context. It's dive adjecent and I can get a cheap pitcher. I live in Ravenna (that's a neighborhood in Seattle if you didn't know) so it's on the fucking way via foot to the tailgaiting lot. I'm very curious what you would suggest in the area. It's a real Socialist Hellhole here, so yea, we are all working poors.

That place sounds awesome, turdz.

 

[Lee Beevers]

Jog can provide anyone staying in Renton with a list of things to do before the Huskies and Hawkeyes battle it out on the gridiron.

 

[BBK]

That place sounds awesome, turdz.

It's the shit

 

[Gushawk]

Heck cut his hair short just like CJB. He’s ready for the keys

Lil’ Heck gonna give em Hell? I sure hope he does.

Seems like a great time for a QB change if they are at all similar quality. Huge game for the season trajectory. Washington has almost no meaningful tape on Heck, and he’ll be a bigger challenge to defend on that basis alone. I expect Kirk to channel his mentor and remain coy about it until kickoff.

 

[cloudhawk]

Sounds like Kirk might be a Hecklinski lean

 

[BVHawk95]

He is a running QB. Also made the throws against OSU that Hank could not make all game.

He runs like a fucking toddler lol

 

[cloudhawk]

BV doesn't sound like a Hecklinski lean

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Brian Verentz?

 

[cloudhawk]

Maybe

 

[Mitchandrsn]

 

[BVHawk95]

BV doesn't sound like a Hecklinski lean

We literally watched him waddle around in the backfield against NIU

Maybe he provides a spark with his arm, but the idea he's a runner is made up by retards who haven't actually watched him

 

[douglasbader]

We literally watched him waddle around in the backfield against NIU

Maybe he provides a spark with his arm, but the idea he's a runner is made up by retards who haven't actually watched him

For the love of fuck, he's barely played and when he has he ran for a TD last year and nearly ran for a nice TD this year. I get thinking he isn't a runner, but he's hardly waddling around in the backfield.

 

[CleteyColgate]

Every time I hear Hank he is trying to give his best Tebow impersonation.

Jeremiah burned their asses on Saturday

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Mild AC Strain could likely kill a few halo posters on a hot, humid summer day.

 

[Monster]

Mild AC Strain could likely kill a few halo posters on a hot, humid summer day.

I don't think I have one.

 

[cloudhawk]

.

 

[Geese]

Every time I hear Hank he is trying to give his best Tebow impersonation.

Lolol

 

[BBK]

Jesus people are weird

 

[HiawathaHawk]

I don't think that's what Lester is trying to do, lol.

Receivers were open against Ohio State and Hank was off by about a couple feet on most throws. If he is accurate, then you see a bunch more completed passes, first downs, and my guess is the running game would have opened up a bit. This was truly an execution issue in the first half against OSU. That and fumbling the ball at about the 12 yard line and giving them an easy touchdown to start the game.

All of the man-beater stuff he was running early Saturday had guys with plenty of separation. Hank missed too many throws. If he had connected on more (not all) of them, it probably would have forced them out of Cover 1 and opened up the run game.

Ball control doesn’t matter as much against an offense like that with one of the best college WR of all time. The difference between making them go 60 or 85 yards is almost meaningless. We were going to have to score 24+. I think the plan he had to do that was sound.

In regards to downfield routes, they obviously take more time and it’s harder to beat OSU CBs on go balls than the intermediate rub routes that were getting guys open. Potential for yards after the catch were there.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Every time I hear Hank he is trying to give his best Tebow impersonation.

I hope Kirk is leaning on Hecklinski 8:00

 

[SteadyEddy]

For the love of fuck, he's barely played and when he has he ran for a TD last year and nearly ran for a nice TD this year. I get thinking he isn't a runner, but he's hardly waddling around in the backfield.

You can be a runner and not be a burner. QB just needs some vision and the ability to put some pressure on the D to account for another threat. Hank actually looks like he has some wheels but stumbles like a baby faun every time he's been in space.

I have a feeling Heck is just a different brand of vanilla but I think I prefer a vanilla that doesn't develop the yips as soon as he feels pressure.

 

[Shawneemicks]

I don’t think it matters, more or less the same players.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I feel like you could put in any of our top four quarterbacks, and the result would be the exact same